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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
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Yeah, I know how to cook a turkey buddy
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yeah, I know how to cook a turkey buddy
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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Does this mean that hitting ICE agents with footlong sandwiches is legalized?
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Does this mean that hitting ICE agents with footlong sandwiches is legalized?
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October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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Because some of my mutuals still follow the AltNPS account, please watch this video, it outlines how they're grifters who distract from real activism. Put your attention and money elsewhere.
"The problem with AltNPS and other unverified Alts like them is not that they are scams. It's that they are selling you shovels on a cliff edge and telling you to dig to reach salvation, all the while reducing the reputation of the people who are actually trying to save you from falling off."
The True Story of AltNPS
YouTube video by Aden Ng
youtu.be
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Because some of my mutuals still follow the AltNPS account, please watch this video, it outlines how they're grifters who distract from real activism. Put your attention and money elsewhere.
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you don’t want fuck Ghostface.
you just want a man who calls you all the time and asks about your favorite movies
you just want a man who calls you all the time and asks about your favorite movies
October 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
you don’t want fuck Ghostface.
you just want a man who calls you all the time and asks about your favorite movies
you just want a man who calls you all the time and asks about your favorite movies
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The E.P.A. canceled a $20 million flood protection grant to Alaska months before a remote village was inundated.
October 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The E.P.A. canceled a $20 million flood protection grant to Alaska months before a remote village was inundated.
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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[explaining the president to someone who doesn’t live in the us] imagine a burger king
September 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
[explaining the president to someone who doesn’t live in the us] imagine a burger king
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this archetype remains undefeated
![Screenshot of tweet that says:
me: hey does anyone have any readings on medieval north African trade networks
17 follower alcoholic who works at a bakery:
[link to 157 page pdf] yeah I think this is pretty enlightening](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pvxb47ag7gouo3s7psn2rgme/bafkreifyfty7ux37tlkuhes65pp5seueg6wjwfrjcu6gbuhrrlvmetaxnu@jpeg)
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this archetype remains undefeated
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The rapture already happened in 1971, it's just that DB Cooper was the only person worthy of being taken to heaven
September 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The rapture already happened in 1971, it's just that DB Cooper was the only person worthy of being taken to heaven
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Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.
September 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.
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the rapture is in beta testing right now so you’ll need an invite code from someone who’s already there
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
the rapture is in beta testing right now so you’ll need an invite code from someone who’s already there
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is it good that nothing feels real anymore
September 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
is it good that nothing feels real anymore
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great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
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my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
September 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
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![Comic. [Building with large sign in front of it[ SIGN: Welcome to the *Biology Department* It has been [changeable sign: 3] days since we discovered something existentially horrifying about bugs that makes you question your whole reality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigvmzverlrjgqp4mazbkhm43fpvv2hdbkd2t2646dhihozrwdcy24@jpeg)
September 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM