Ash 🏳️⚧️ 🐶
@ashes2ashs.bsky.social
33, DC’s most annoying dog girl 2024
Girlfriend breakfast (pumpkin spice French toast) @beawitchme.bsky.social
March 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Girlfriend breakfast (pumpkin spice French toast) @beawitchme.bsky.social
Reposted by Ash 🏳️⚧️ 🐶
My Make-Up Journey has been:
1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed)
2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success
3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)
1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed)
2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success
3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)
February 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My Make-Up Journey has been:
1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed)
2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success
3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)
1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed)
2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success
3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)
Trans parties are great, they’re just like a regular party but you can get unsolicited medical advice from a girl who just snorted Ketamine
February 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Trans parties are great, they’re just like a regular party but you can get unsolicited medical advice from a girl who just snorted Ketamine
Walking in to a fully booked Valentine’s Day dinner shift 😬
February 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Walking in to a fully booked Valentine’s Day dinner shift 😬
It’s my birthday! Going to AYA karaoke around 10 tonight if anyone wants to buy me a drink about it :3
February 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It’s my birthday! Going to AYA karaoke around 10 tonight if anyone wants to buy me a drink about it :3
Really trying to put my life back together rn but with everything going on in this country rn it kinda seems pointless
January 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Really trying to put my life back together rn but with everything going on in this country rn it kinda seems pointless
Starting the new job tomorrow like
January 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Starting the new job tomorrow like
Okay, gonna start using this one more. Don’t like that every post on the other place is a dice roll whether or not you get swarmed by weird hateful freaks
December 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Okay, gonna start using this one more. Don’t like that every post on the other place is a dice roll whether or not you get swarmed by weird hateful freaks
If any DC folks want to hang out today lmk, holiday party at my place! 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
If any DC folks want to hang out today lmk, holiday party at my place! 🎄
Girl has me down so bad I’m playing midwest emo songs on repeat
December 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Girl has me down so bad I’m playing midwest emo songs on repeat
These bathroom laws are getting out of hand
December 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
These bathroom laws are getting out of hand
Girl who plays Paradox games, call that a Flag Hag
December 10, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Girl who plays Paradox games, call that a Flag Hag
Really need more patches but it’s a good start ^_^
November 25, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Really need more patches but it’s a good start ^_^
Need to wake up in piles of puppygirls more often
November 24, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Need to wake up in piles of puppygirls more often
Tonight’s dinner: Mexican rice with a chipotle chorizo sauce (plus onions and peppers of course)
November 19, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Tonight’s dinner: Mexican rice with a chipotle chorizo sauce (plus onions and peppers of course)
Follow me I’m hot
November 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Follow me I’m hot
Guess I’m using this again now 🤷🏼♀️
November 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Guess I’m using this again now 🤷🏼♀️
This is going to sound like a shitpost but I’m 100% sincere, Biden should have federal marshals escort trans kids to the bathroom and the 101st Airborne push the Texas state guard off the border
January 25, 2024 at 11:50 PM
This is going to sound like a shitpost but I’m 100% sincere, Biden should have federal marshals escort trans kids to the bathroom and the 101st Airborne push the Texas state guard off the border
Got broken up with and we weren’t even actually dating 🙃
December 31, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Got broken up with and we weren’t even actually dating 🙃
My building switched our laundry machines over to an app-based service and now I apparently can’t do laundry when the Wi-Fi is down. Boring cyberpunk dystopia
December 30, 2023 at 8:45 PM
My building switched our laundry machines over to an app-based service and now I apparently can’t do laundry when the Wi-Fi is down. Boring cyberpunk dystopia
My “Kissinger is dead” champagne
November 30, 2023 at 5:42 AM
My “Kissinger is dead” champagne
Tonight I hope Hell is real and Kissinger is eternally reliving the horrific last moments of every Cambodian, Laotian, Vietnamese, Chilean etc that he helped slaughter with his much-vaunted genius
November 30, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Tonight I hope Hell is real and Kissinger is eternally reliving the horrific last moments of every Cambodian, Laotian, Vietnamese, Chilean etc that he helped slaughter with his much-vaunted genius
Thinking more about the Loki finale, it’s very Sartre how Loki actively chooses to chain himself to the roots of Yggdrasil rather than being consigned there by the will of Odin
November 13, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Thinking more about the Loki finale, it’s very Sartre how Loki actively chooses to chain himself to the roots of Yggdrasil rather than being consigned there by the will of Odin