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ashekirk.bsky.social
Ashe
@ashekirk.bsky.social
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Empathy-driven leftist, exhausted enby, intersex, aro-ace, AuDHD. Inherent cringe arc. Quantum Leap obsessed, don't mind me. She/they/any https://ashe.link
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Dude what the fuck, even our Christmas tree is taking Ozempic
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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The most useless thing in this pizza kitchen is this ceiling fan. It does NOTHING
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Most unhinged enlightened centrist comment award goes to...
a reddit post in r/aislop that's a screenshot of a Twitter post from some guy named Smash JT who took a picture of some woman in a game (Asian appearance, shaved head, no makeup, cool lighting), fed it into chatGPT and asked it to make her "beautiful" - chatGPT decided that meant "white and blonde, heavy makeup plus piss filter". Smash JT seems to like this change and suggests that game studios do this to get more sales. One of the comments on this post by someone with a keyboard smash for a username: " Both are trash... The original design looks like the kind of woman that binges feminist frequency and drinks from a mug that says male tears while her bf is paying the bills and doing the housework because that is her "expectations". Meanwhile, she doesn't do shit in the house except belittle her bf so he can "try harder for her". At least, I'll remember her because she's bald... The AI one looks like one of those tradwife tiktok girls that tries really, really hard to appeal ONLY to the men that dick rides Andrew Tate. The best thing I can say about the AI one is that I'd smash her if she's real. Other than that, HIGHLY forgettable and boring. The devs need to pick character designers that are actually good at their jobs and NOT someone from 2016 Tumblr or an AI model that is a copy of Grok from Twitter. " Apparently bro did not move on from Gamergate
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Helping my mother make these. Gotta admit they are cute
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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My tafe teacher continues to inflate my ego. Just wish this didn't involve ME having to write about how great I am
Message he just sent me on Teams: Hi Nat! I'm nominating you for student excellence award. Not only have you worked your ass off, done way more than you needed to do, your work has continued to improve and is now so far past exceptional that I feel like you should be teaching me. When you have time, can you fill in the following -
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Wow. I timed a Heavy Slash when this dragon was doing a tail attack and it CUT OFF THE TAIL #LightningReturns #FFXIII
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Well, I was woefully unprepared and had to come up with a strategy on the fly and got 0 stars and 1 point, but I beat him
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Just got smacked in the face by the most piss-filter AI image ever
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Oh, come the fuck on
Lightning wearing the skimpiest bikini armour I've ever seen (Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns)
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Omfg
Reddit comment by u/gur40goku To learn that the Big Beautiful Bill he was talking about was Clinton Dick has been the wildest twist of the year
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I think I overlevelled
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Can't say I expected Relm to be the one making the big speech to Kefka #FinalFantasyVI
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Me when she followed that up with "I use Grok"
The double negative friendship icon from The Sims
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Me when I heard someone I know say "I use AI all the time" tonight
The "negative friendship" icon from The Sims
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Google photos reminding me of the Beatles Miis I made 16 years ago
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Also
I drew this with charcoal pencil all the way back in 2004. Unfortunately I don't seem to have a higher res version available rn
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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bruh this is wild
An optical illusion that's a still image but it looks like it's moving, except for the specfic spots you're focused on
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Whoever randomly did this, thanks? lol
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Just had a hailstorm. Hope my car's ok
A picture of the hail outside my window. There's a playground in the background with a bunch of white dots on the ground - that's hail
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Tumblr post by draconym: "I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker."
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Remember the pigeons I saw nesting in an old toilet seat a while back? Well these are the chicks
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Oh. I "technically" have a brain tumour. That's comforting.
Is a pituitary adenoma a brain tumor? Even though your pituitary gland is an endocrine structure that’s not technically a part of your brain (it’s actually attached to your brain), healthcare providers consider pituitary adenomas brain tumors. They represent about 10% of primary brain tumors.
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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🤔 she messaged me this lol
The woman up the road. The one who just turns up to chat. Not in the mood. Was talking to her yesterday. The one with the cane.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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This rage comic I made 14 years ago is the story of my fucking life
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM