Ash, the right honourable sloth
@ash4realthough.bsky.social
Loc: Somewhere in the Spanish Main
You mad you didnt think of pumpkin spice first, nerd
You mad you didnt think of pumpkin spice first, nerd
Zuck deposited $38.36 into my bank account last night. Take THAT high prices!
September 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Zuck deposited $38.36 into my bank account last night. Take THAT high prices!
Wife: Happy Fathers Day, honey!! Today is all about *you* what do you want to do for *your* day?
Me: to just relax tbh, hit my recliner, couple beers, watch the last round of the golf, maybe order something off instacart. You know just normal chill sloth stuff
My living room, 4 hours later:
Me: to just relax tbh, hit my recliner, couple beers, watch the last round of the golf, maybe order something off instacart. You know just normal chill sloth stuff
My living room, 4 hours later:
June 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wife: Happy Fathers Day, honey!! Today is all about *you* what do you want to do for *your* day?
Me: to just relax tbh, hit my recliner, couple beers, watch the last round of the golf, maybe order something off instacart. You know just normal chill sloth stuff
My living room, 4 hours later:
Me: to just relax tbh, hit my recliner, couple beers, watch the last round of the golf, maybe order something off instacart. You know just normal chill sloth stuff
My living room, 4 hours later:
Zoom chat is not as bad as I was told
May 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Zoom chat is not as bad as I was told
How many, Obama?
May 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
How many, Obama?
I predict great things from and for this pope
May 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I predict great things from and for this pope
Why indeed
April 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why indeed
Mango: the cause of, and solution to, all of your 401k’s problems
April 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Mango: the cause of, and solution to, all of your 401k’s problems
feeling nostalgic tonight..
April 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
feeling nostalgic tonight..
For real
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
For real
that was certainly a scorching take of all time 🤤
January 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
that was certainly a scorching take of all time 🤤
now take it all the way #detroitlions #nfl
January 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
now take it all the way #detroitlions #nfl
Such an idiot
January 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Such an idiot
when stable genius and fabled genius collide #HappyNewYear
January 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
when stable genius and fabled genius collide #HappyNewYear
Totally real people DMing me again
December 31, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Totally real people DMing me again
Sorry mister donkey I forgot about u my bad
December 31, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Sorry mister donkey I forgot about u my bad
Behold! the moment he became president
December 31, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Behold! the moment he became president