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Hi, I’m Ash. 32, Boston area, he/him. Fitness posting, into powerlifting and kickboxing. No minors. Also gonna be mixing macro smut into this space — consider this your one and only warning
the eternal struggle of wanting to look at this website in between sets and accidentally flashbanging passersby with macro Lola Bunny smut as I scroll
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When we have Nuremberg 2 I would like to also place Sam Altman on trial for the incalculable amount of damage he is causing to the environment. Millions are gonna die because a bunch of right-wing incels needed to artificially generate some bitches that would actually stand them for once
"Earlier this week, xAI added what can only be described as an AI anime girlfriend named Ani to its Grok chatbot. Which is how I ended up on a virtual starry beach as an AI waifu avatar tried to give me a 'spicy' kiss."

Read more from @vicmsong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What’s up, folks.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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‼️🎉650 FOLLOWER RAFFLE🎉‼️

HOWDYYY THANKS FOR 650!!? Raffle time!

‼️THE PRIZES: a toony fullbody (furry only!)‼️

One prize when we reach 700, and another when we reach 750!

To enter: follow me, and like + rb this post!
For an extra entry, post your reference below!
Ends when we reach 750 followers!
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Dude this website is so fucking stressful. I gotta just like. Read the news and use this place to only post horny macro shit. Christ almighty
August 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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fun times at the bar with ash 🥴

art by magnetiorchid!
October 16, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Bombshell report from The New York Times reveals that President Donald Trump spoke directly to Andrew Cuomo about how to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/06/n...
August 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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an important part of this story a media with integrity will make salient is Microsoft is CURRENTLY complicit in the mass surveillance of people being targeted for assassination by an oppressive government aftermath.site/microsoft-bd...
July 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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They told me they're getting a lot of complaints about this when I called, tried to push me to do an e-mail. Politely told them I would prefer to leave my complaint by phone and they took it. Easy. If you're calling Visa, hit 0 and lead by saying you'd like to file a complaint.
DON'T STOP CALLING.

email them if you want, sure, but the fact that they are requesting people to *email them instead* (presumably because emails are much easier to ignore) means that the calls are WORKING, i.e. becoming a massive nuisance and interrupting workflow.

once again, DON'T STOP CALLING.
July 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
2025 sure has been a fucking year, huh.
July 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Group Selfie
feat. @ash.keysma.sh and ace (not on Bluesky)
art by @mammalfriend.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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A friend shared this with me, so now I'm sharing with you:

This is a fork of Blender that has an overhaul of the interface that adds colored icons, verbose tooltips, and more industry-standard behavior across the board.

www.bforartists.de

Check out this before and after of the modifiers menu:
May 25, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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CW paws

for as many Terran partners as i have, you'd think i'd learn to stay off the floor. it's not like they can feel me with those. uh. big, lovely (????) paws . especially not @ash.keysma.sh let's be real wow he's a hunk,

art by @kerneldecoy.bsky.social !!
February 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
fucking lol, thank you the onion
November 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Hello everyone. Post your favorite skeets on this website for all the new people.
November 11, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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Hey guys and gals.

diyhrt.wiki
The DIY HRT Directory
All the information you need to be informed on DIY Hormone Replacement Therapy
diyhrt.wiki
November 6, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Come the fuck on. Come on man. Come on.
November 6, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Please just vote for Harris today. Fucks sake
November 5, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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having a giant skunk boyfriend has its… uh… perks?

art by magnetiorchid!
March 26, 2024 at 10:16 PM
please for the love of god youtube stop showing me skateboarding videos, I cannot afford to get back into skating in my early 30s
October 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
What’s fucking uppppppp
October 27, 2024 at 7:03 PM