ASG
@asg.bsky.social
Shootin’ from the hip.
Product Marketing // GTM.
Product Marketing // GTM.
Threads is the True Religion jeans of twitter clones.
Will not explain.
Will not explain.
July 13, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Threads is the True Religion jeans of twitter clones.
Will not explain.
Will not explain.
We still skeeting or where did we land with the nomenclature of this hellhole?
June 22, 2023 at 4:07 AM
We still skeeting or where did we land with the nomenclature of this hellhole?
🚩🚩🚩 not listening to “Set Fire to the Rain” by Adele during your workout warm ups 🚩🚩🚩
May 20, 2023 at 2:53 PM
🚩🚩🚩 not listening to “Set Fire to the Rain” by Adele during your workout warm ups 🚩🚩🚩
Public service announcement:
Heat is on Netflix now. This means you must rewatch it. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
Heat is on Netflix now. This means you must rewatch it. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
May 7, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Public service announcement:
Heat is on Netflix now. This means you must rewatch it. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
Heat is on Netflix now. This means you must rewatch it. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
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Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back:
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
May 2, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back:
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back:
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
May 2, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back:
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
@aoc.bsky.social if you follow me I will pay literally however many taxes you want. Name your price
April 28, 2023 at 4:02 PM
@aoc.bsky.social if you follow me I will pay literally however many taxes you want. Name your price
Or… here me out. You just let people use the platform how they please.
The tools to not see stuff you don’t like already exists. It’s called the mute button.
The tools to not see stuff you don’t like already exists. It’s called the mute button.
didn’t expect this to become a priority this quickly. i thought we would avoid this while invite only
i think well need a concerted effort to build and maintain tools and algos so that users don’t arrive to a shitshow
probably more important than these clients we’re all playing with
i think well need a concerted effort to build and maintain tools and algos so that users don’t arrive to a shitshow
probably more important than these clients we’re all playing with
April 28, 2023 at 8:26 AM
Or… here me out. You just let people use the platform how they please.
The tools to not see stuff you don’t like already exists. It’s called the mute button.
The tools to not see stuff you don’t like already exists. It’s called the mute button.
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Oh you're on bluesky? Why are you sitting outside looking for twitter alternatives to feed your narcissism instead of enjoying the blue sky outside?
April 27, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Oh you're on bluesky? Why are you sitting outside looking for twitter alternatives to feed your narcissism instead of enjoying the blue sky outside?
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my advice is to stop adding new features. or as i like to call them, problems. mastodon users: we should make onboarding easier. me: no, dumbass. now delete all those how-to guides.
April 28, 2023 at 8:04 AM
my advice is to stop adding new features. or as i like to call them, problems. mastodon users: we should make onboarding easier. me: no, dumbass. now delete all those how-to guides.
Gone too soon. Never forget
April 28, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Gone too soon. Never forget
I’m here for a good time not a long time LFG
April 28, 2023 at 6:56 AM
I’m here for a good time not a long time LFG
Showing a notification when you like your own skeet is not a bug. In fact it may just be the biggest brain feature of all time.
April 28, 2023 at 6:45 AM
Showing a notification when you like your own skeet is not a bug. In fact it may just be the biggest brain feature of all time.
Jokes on you termites are ineffective against blockchain technology. Plus fully open source code makes finding the bugs way easier.
I JUST GOT FOLLOWED BY A CRYPTO “PERSON” SO LET ME REITERATE THAT I WISH A HORRIBLE TERMITE INFESTATION ON EVERY CRYPTO BRO
TO ANY LIBERTAIRANS OR NEOLIBERALS FOLLOWING ME …. I HATE YOU 😌
April 28, 2023 at 6:22 AM
Jokes on you termites are ineffective against blockchain technology. Plus fully open source code makes finding the bugs way easier.
If your CRO expert wants to start split testing CTA button colors…
…you’re ngmi
…you’re ngmi
April 25, 2023 at 9:14 PM
If your CRO expert wants to start split testing CTA button colors…
…you’re ngmi
…you’re ngmi
What will the future of social media look like?
I’m starting to think social network “platforms” may soon be a thing of the past. Having to go to a specific app or site solely to engage in social interactions seems backwards tbh. Perhaps instead…
I’m starting to think social network “platforms” may soon be a thing of the past. Having to go to a specific app or site solely to engage in social interactions seems backwards tbh. Perhaps instead…
April 25, 2023 at 4:38 PM
What will the future of social media look like?
I’m starting to think social network “platforms” may soon be a thing of the past. Having to go to a specific app or site solely to engage in social interactions seems backwards tbh. Perhaps instead…
I’m starting to think social network “platforms” may soon be a thing of the past. Having to go to a specific app or site solely to engage in social interactions seems backwards tbh. Perhaps instead…
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It's time. if this place doesn't turn into a chaotic madhouse, it will end up like Mastodon
April 20, 2023 at 9:14 PM
It's time. if this place doesn't turn into a chaotic madhouse, it will end up like Mastodon
Interesting to see so many art/image posts from early bsky users. Why do you think that is?
Curious to see if the trend continues— and if it’s something the bsky team decides to lean into on the product roadmap.
Curious to see if the trend continues— and if it’s something the bsky team decides to lean into on the product roadmap.
April 20, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Interesting to see so many art/image posts from early bsky users. Why do you think that is?
Curious to see if the trend continues— and if it’s something the bsky team decides to lean into on the product roadmap.
Curious to see if the trend continues— and if it’s something the bsky team decides to lean into on the product roadmap.
Been on here a few days and haven’t seen a single thread about chatGPT. You love to see it.
April 20, 2023 at 11:50 AM
Been on here a few days and haven’t seen a single thread about chatGPT. You love to see it.
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