Aset Rising
@asetrising.bsky.social
Tech veteran turned multi-entrepreneur | 20 years in Software QA | Helping authors reach readers through publishing while building better software | Proud wife, mom, and advocate for women in STEM | Living proof you can have it all
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Take your birth control. Toddlers don’t care if you have a fever.
February 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Take your birth control. Toddlers don’t care if you have a fever.
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I wouldn’t be able to hide it, my facial expressions would put me out of a job🤣🤣🤣
Currently at an office party and my face hurts from my phony smile and fake laugh. H-E-L-P!
an elderly man with a beard is smiling and sitting on a couch
ALT: an elderly man with a beard is smiling and sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I wouldn’t be able to hide it, my facial expressions would put me out of a job🤣🤣🤣
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We need to start publicly booing people.
January 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We need to start publicly booing people.
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If social media withdrawals got y’all logging into Facebook with the AI pictures and fake gossip pages, it’s time to put the phone down.
January 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If social media withdrawals got y’all logging into Facebook with the AI pictures and fake gossip pages, it’s time to put the phone down.
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100% how I react
I lost $4.75 at the casino. They ain't got to worey about me spending more
a man stands in front of a wall that says nba finals on it
Alt: a man stands in front of a wall that says nba finals on it
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
100% how I react
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Do I regret being a mom? NO! Do I wish I waited at least a decade longer before becoming a mom? YES! Don’t have kids or get married in your twenties. Another hill I will die on. Focus on yourself. Learn about you. Experience life. Enjoy as much as you can. Build stability then do the family thing
January 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Do I regret being a mom? NO! Do I wish I waited at least a decade longer before becoming a mom? YES! Don’t have kids or get married in your twenties. Another hill I will die on. Focus on yourself. Learn about you. Experience life. Enjoy as much as you can. Build stability then do the family thing
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Literacy is at an all time low, mfs can’t even read the room.
December 17, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Literacy is at an all time low, mfs can’t even read the room.
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I will DIE on this hill.
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS BONELESS WINGS
homer simpson from the simpsons is making a funny face with his mouth open and his fist in the air .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is making a funny face with his mouth open and his fist in the air .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I will DIE on this hill.
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It's such an odd feeling to book a plane flight using points instead of cash.
Like...
"Okay, your trip is booked. Enjoy your flight! Also, your bank account is still safe and sound."
Like...
"Okay, your trip is booked. Enjoy your flight! Also, your bank account is still safe and sound."
December 11, 2024 at 6:32 PM
It's such an odd feeling to book a plane flight using points instead of cash.
Like...
"Okay, your trip is booked. Enjoy your flight! Also, your bank account is still safe and sound."
Like...
"Okay, your trip is booked. Enjoy your flight! Also, your bank account is still safe and sound."
Jamie Foxx’s daughter walked out and I sobbed 😭 Music is healing. Only survivors can truly hear what Foxx was trying to say.
December 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Jamie Foxx’s daughter walked out and I sobbed 😭 Music is healing. Only survivors can truly hear what Foxx was trying to say.
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When you suppress your emotions they can come back up as health problems
December 7, 2024 at 4:22 PM
When you suppress your emotions they can come back up as health problems
Got the Toronto tickets! I’m so excited to be petty with THE Kendrick Lamar
December 4, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Got the Toronto tickets! I’m so excited to be petty with THE Kendrick Lamar
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Did irreversible damage
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Did irreversible damage
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Kinda need an Old fashioned… kinda might fall asleep with it in hand.
November 28, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Kinda need an Old fashioned… kinda might fall asleep with it in hand.
and for that I give thanks 🫶🏽
that breakup saved you🤍
November 27, 2024 at 2:06 PM
and for that I give thanks 🫶🏽
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Lovecraft Country still holds up.
All the history gems combined with the spooky.
All the history gems combined with the spooky.
November 27, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Lovecraft Country still holds up.
All the history gems combined with the spooky.
All the history gems combined with the spooky.
Kdot’s Gloria 🤝 Pac’s Me& My Girlfriend
November 25, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Kdot’s Gloria 🤝 Pac’s Me& My Girlfriend
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Kendrick didn’t even diss Wayne, he just described the irony of admiring someone who can’t be happy for your success.
November 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Kendrick didn’t even diss Wayne, he just described the irony of admiring someone who can’t be happy for your success.
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Bitch I’ll cut my Granny off if she don’t see it how I see it 😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Bitch I’ll cut my Granny off if she don’t see it how I see it 😭😭😭😭
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Something tiny I think about a lot lately: How publications have shifted in their relationship with reader literacy. Periodicals used to be so good at introducing new vocabulary to readers that SAT English tests reflected households that read them. Today they dodge words readers may find unfamiliar.
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Something tiny I think about a lot lately: How publications have shifted in their relationship with reader literacy. Periodicals used to be so good at introducing new vocabulary to readers that SAT English tests reflected households that read them. Today they dodge words readers may find unfamiliar.
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Wacced out murals by Kendrick Lamar required its own deep dive before the rest of GNX👀
November 22, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Wacced out murals by Kendrick Lamar required its own deep dive before the rest of GNX👀
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learned about the Kendrick album drop on bluesky. maybe this place /does/ have the juice
GNX by Kendrick Lamar on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
November 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
learned about the Kendrick album drop on bluesky. maybe this place /does/ have the juice