Aaron Schmaltz
@aschmaltzy.bsky.social
50% Whimsy / 50% Pumpernickel
www.gerpagoods.com
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Friendly PSA: a hidden enemy is ALWAYS WORSE than a seen enemy.
June 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Friendly PSA: a hidden enemy is ALWAYS WORSE than a seen enemy.
Someone please tell me your go-to fever dream movie because A Troll in Central Park is playing nonstop in my brain.
May 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Someone please tell me your go-to fever dream movie because A Troll in Central Park is playing nonstop in my brain.
My annual “why do I live here” post
February 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My annual “why do I live here” post
How I wish phone alarms worked:
January 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
How I wish phone alarms worked:
My life’s goal is to correctly guess “Shrek” in every single word game possible.
January 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My life’s goal is to correctly guess “Shrek” in every single word game possible.