Arsonists Anonymous
Arsonists Anonymous
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August 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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man with a movie camera linkin park what i've done
June 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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This is absolutely insane. Musk’s DOGE crew just straight up *took* $80 million from an NYC bank account!
Okay what is going on here. Are the accounts at a private banking entity? Does the federal government have direct debit permission set up? So many questions as to how Treasury instructed this payment. (Via NY Post’s Craig McCarthy)
February 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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You may be familiar with a scan of Diddy Kong saying "Tri-linear bitmap interpolation!" This originated from a Nintendo Power VHS pamphlet and actually crops out Donkey Kong's equally humorous reply to Diddy Kong's non-sequitur, being a confused "Uh!?"
February 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Char Ashnable.
February 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Thirsty
January 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Nintendo loses lawsuit against Costa Rican grocery store named 'Super Mario' 🛒

• Store has operated for over 50 years

• Nintendo’s trademark doesn’t cover ‘supplies of basic food products’

“We knew these big companies have vast resources to fight ... [and] we refuted all of Nintendo’s arguments"
February 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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T minus one hour before Elon Muskians declare that this act of speech is actually an act of censorship
January 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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I haven't played marvel rivals OR read gwenpool so I have no real context for jeff the shark but 'reddit shark' is really funny so
December 14, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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"I can't believe Sony spent 400 million on concord!" "You can get some grapes from the store for two bucks and they'll last longer, too!"
December 9, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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Statler and Waldorf will be at the game awards but there's no way they'll be as mean as they should.

"Hey look, some nut is running through the theater yelling 'fire! fire'!"
"Don't worry, it's just Phil Spencer talking to his developers!"
December 9, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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tempted to commission someone to make an edit of this except it's a mangaka holding a pen as their wrists and neck break saying "DYING FOR SHONEN JUMP'S PROFITS!"
December 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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A lot of people are alleging nepotism, but actually, President Biden was unaware of their relationship at the time he signed the pardon papers.
Breaking: President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter Biden, wiping away his criminal convictions on tax and gun charges.
December 2, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Rolling to the function high as a fucking kite, call my ass UE5 the way I be stuttering
November 23, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Never should have smoked that shit, now I'm not even able to hit a stable 30fps
November 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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this guy is actually my lawyer

repost if you unlearned a predjudice today 💅⛷️💖
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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We're reposting favorite tweets on here right
November 21, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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himejoshis who are evil in life go to yuri hell, which is basically the same but every time you do some ethereal yuri post an e-girl will quote it and say it's her and her valorant boyfriend
November 18, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened
November 16, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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October 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM