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Arne Slot… I'm not
@arneslotimnot.bsky.social
Former footballer & current #LFC manager.
Haven't used Head & Shoulders in a while.
Account as fake as #ManCity 's finances.
#YNWA #RedSky
Pinned
I love it when a plan comes together. #YNWA
Mo Salah saved our ass.

And that isn't a joke.

#YNWA
December 4, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I'm not sure if 15 minutes is going to be enough for the half-time team talk…
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Fun fact… well, actually… not so fun fact:

Kevin Spaine, the boy who says:

"Accrington Stanley? Who are they?"

was jailed for life with a minimum of 18 years for the murder of Learoy Venner, who died after he was brutally kicked and punched in a horrifying assault in 2023.

youtu.be/pieK7b4KLL4
Ian Rush, Accrington Stanley Milk Advert, CLEAN AND IN FULL!
YouTube video by vinnielo1
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December 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Accrington Stanley?

Who are they??

Honest question. Remember I'm Dutch.

#YNWA
December 2, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Dear Ruben,

You and your boss seem a little bit… rattled??

#ManchesterCity aren't used to loosing. They're used to buying their way to victory for so many years.

It makes me happier than ever to put you in your place.

#YNWA #hundredandfifteen
December 2, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 5:27 PM
No Pep… it's not six games without a win.

It's SEVEN.
December 1, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I love it when a plan comes together. #YNWA
December 1, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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High octane stuff
November 30, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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Getting ready for tomorrow #lfc #ynwa
November 30, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Paul Merson

Player career
Arse-nal (1985-1997)… playing for such a long time for such a club obviously clouds your judgement.

Managerial career
ONLY Walsall (2004-2006)… no one else wanted him after that.

Puts his opinions into perspective, doesn't it?
🚨🎙 - Paul Merson on Mo Salah: "Personally, I wouldn’t offer him a new contract. I’m sorry, but I wouldn't do it. He is 32 and will turn 33 by the end of the season."

"You simply get older; everyone ages. In the case of Harry Kane, it's different. He will play until 36 or 37."
November 30, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I thought Endrick's worst decision was being 18 years old and getting married.

It turns out it will be fouling and injuring our boy, Konaté.

Let's all dedicate the next few years hating Endrick and celebrating his failures. #YNWA
November 29, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Well that’s just a brilliant photo.

#LFC #UCL
November 29, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Some news reports say Kylian Mbappé was driving the bus.
November 28, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Zero points
November 27, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Told you. 😁
A lot of people saying it's been a good first half.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.
November 27, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 👀
November 27, 2024 at 9:03 PM
A lot of people saying it's been a good first half.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.
November 27, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Oh dear! I wonder why? 🤔

If you leave the best team in the world, it's to be expected. 🤷

Fucking twat. Is that how you say it? ❓
November 27, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
November 27, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
(Quick and) I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan…
November 27, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Feyenoord fans sing #ArneSlot at the Emptihad 😂😂 #LFC #LiverpoolFC #UCL
November 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I was out… but now I'm in #Bluesky.

Last time I saw, Manchester Shity were 3-0 against my ex club. Bastards.

Been out buying groceries for the family. Does anyone know how the game ended?
November 26, 2024 at 10:39 PM