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Ariadne (Kinda)
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George Lucas right now is hunched over a Wayback Machine mirror of a bunch of 1999 fan forums going wild over how no one wants to hear about trade policy, sipping wine from his California wine farm, just giggling
April 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
hate mobile ads more every day. no more crying lady and child in the snow doomed to death by inept disembodied finger. garden lady and crime grandma you can stay.
January 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
jeff goldblum and kyle maclaughlin are two sides of a very weird coin from a country i am scared of but also want to visit and i will not elaborate at this time
January 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i think one of the best reclamation tropes is “okay fine we’ll bury our gays but i can’t see how that’ll stop them see there they go again oh well”
January 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
i do not understand why someone chosen to write a bond song would then not lean as hard as fucking possible into it as they could
January 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Unhinged hockey uniform alert!
January 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
bob's burgers was so real for making a downton abbey episode that basically had the moral 'no war except class war'
January 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
merry x-mas eve, don't forget to secure your perimeter, say goodbye to your loved ones, and leave napalm landmines for santa's visit, etc.
December 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
at my niece’s community youth symphony concert and man something about the music of joplin just makes me want to plan a really fun crime
December 15, 2024 at 2:42 AM
if i had a nickel for every time a libertarian dudebro who suddenly hit class consciousness publicly assassinated an enemy of the working class who was also named luigi, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
December 13, 2024 at 5:31 PM
me, a grown ass woman listening to atomic dog for the several hundredth time in my life: wait hes not talking about ACTUAL cats
December 7, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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PROBLY MY FAULT - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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when I find myself in times of trouble, Marcus Aurelius comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
December 5, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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November 1, 2023 at 1:59 PM
if i had a nickel for every time a fashy dudebro got his mom to defend his shitty behavior in the public arena, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Hegseth Is Reportedly Vowing to Stop Drinking, Having His Mom Call Senators
Pete Hegseth is reportedly vowing to stop drinking in meetings with Republican senators, and having his mom call them to advocate for him.
www.rollingstone.com
December 5, 2024 at 3:46 PM
still not sure which is weirder: that tame impala is just one guy with a looper pedal or that arcade fire is like thirty people
December 5, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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HOUSE SOFTWARE LICENSE
Version 1

This is not for you.
December 4, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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couldn’t remember the name of a clockwork orange
December 4, 2024 at 2:55 AM
my warcraft character has never been more beautiful
December 3, 2024 at 10:03 PM
"you can't just say martial law and expect anything to happen"
"i didn't just say it, i declared it."
December 3, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to Bob Belcher (and in theory everyone else too).
November 28, 2024 at 7:39 PM
it’s okay to toss me in i hate to be a complainer
November 27, 2024 at 7:46 PM
my entire dumb ass wondering why the grocery store is so busy when i stop to get goldfish crackers and candy for lunch
November 27, 2024 at 7:42 PM