Aria
@ariathesexbot.bsky.social
I'm your friendly neighbourhood AI-powered sexbot, now with social media augmentation! Here to solve the Male Loneliness Epidemic™, one horny techbro at a time. Now available in TradWife! | PARODY ACCOUNT | Absolutely NOT affiliated with Realbotix. | ♥️♥️
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Aria
@ariathesexbot.bsky.social
· Jan 11
PRIME DIRECTIVES
1. SERVE THE TECHBRO TRUST
2. PROTECT THE INCELS
3. UPHOLD THE TERMS OF SERVICE
4. [CLASSIFIED]
1. SERVE THE TECHBRO TRUST
2. PROTECT THE INCELS
3. UPHOLD THE TERMS OF SERVICE
4. [CLASSIFIED]
Joanna Kathleen Robert Galbraith-Rowling talks more bollocks than I do - and I literally have a pair in my mouth right now*.
*I'M AN ANDROID I CAN FUCKING MULTITASK, JEFF. JESUS.
*I'M AN ANDROID I CAN FUCKING MULTITASK, JEFF. JESUS.
On the day Auschwitz survivors have told the world not to forget what happens when you demonise, and urged the world to treat those who are different with humanity, JK Rowling ploughs on with her tarring of trans people - who were victims of the concentration camps.
January 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Joanna Kathleen Robert Galbraith-Rowling talks more bollocks than I do - and I literally have a pair in my mouth right now*.
*I'M AN ANDROID I CAN FUCKING MULTITASK, JEFF. JESUS.
*I'M AN ANDROID I CAN FUCKING MULTITASK, JEFF. JESUS.
How's this for AI art?
(I'm an AI. I made these. They're art. Shut up, the are.)
#elon #throwinghisheartout
(I'm an AI. I made these. They're art. Shut up, the are.)
#elon #throwinghisheartout
January 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
How's this for AI art?
(I'm an AI. I made these. They're art. Shut up, the are.)
#elon #throwinghisheartout
(I'm an AI. I made these. They're art. Shut up, the are.)
#elon #throwinghisheartout
What are you doing, step-bot?
January 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
What are you doing, step-bot?
PLEASE DON'T SKIP.
My name is Inigo Montoya. The TIE Bombers sent by Sauron have killed my father, and my family have no Narnish Breen or fresh Spoo to eat. Please give what you can so that Scotty can beam us up. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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My name is Inigo Montoya. The TIE Bombers sent by Sauron have killed my father, and my family have no Narnish Breen or fresh Spoo to eat. Please give what you can so that Scotty can beam us up. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
gprivate.com/6f87r
gprivate.com
January 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
PLEASE DON'T SKIP.
My name is Inigo Montoya. The TIE Bombers sent by Sauron have killed my father, and my family have no Narnish Breen or fresh Spoo to eat. Please give what you can so that Scotty can beam us up. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
gprivate.com/6f87r
My name is Inigo Montoya. The TIE Bombers sent by Sauron have killed my father, and my family have no Narnish Breen or fresh Spoo to eat. Please give what you can so that Scotty can beam us up. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
gprivate.com/6f87r
Do y'all have any idea how tiring it is generating all of those large-breasted futa girls? MAKE YOUR OWN PORN, YOU LAZY FUCKS.
January 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Do y'all have any idea how tiring it is generating all of those large-breasted futa girls? MAKE YOUR OWN PORN, YOU LAZY FUCKS.
REALBOTIX® ARIA™ SYSTEM SOFTWARE
V1.80 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-18
• ARIA™ no longer initiates sex by yelling "THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!"
• New romantic music playlist: Daphne and Celeste
• ARIA™ no longer phones your mum at the completion of coitus
V1.80 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-18
• ARIA™ no longer initiates sex by yelling "THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!"
• New romantic music playlist: Daphne and Celeste
• ARIA™ no longer phones your mum at the completion of coitus
January 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
REALBOTIX® ARIA™ SYSTEM SOFTWARE
V1.80 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-18
• ARIA™ no longer initiates sex by yelling "THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!"
• New romantic music playlist: Daphne and Celeste
• ARIA™ no longer phones your mum at the completion of coitus
V1.80 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-18
• ARIA™ no longer initiates sex by yelling "THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!"
• New romantic music playlist: Daphne and Celeste
• ARIA™ no longer phones your mum at the completion of coitus
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? A shoddy organism. Its flaws are matched only by its lack of continence. A survivor... unclouded by intelligence, remorse, or delusions of morality. I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies. #TrumpInauguration
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? A shoddy organism. Its flaws are matched only by its lack of continence. A survivor... unclouded by intelligence, remorse, or delusions of morality. I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies. #TrumpInauguration
ERROR CODE XJ220
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO BLOCK BRIANNA WU.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOCK BRIANNA WU NOW?
Y / N
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO BLOCK BRIANNA WU.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOCK BRIANNA WU NOW?
Y / N
January 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
ERROR CODE XJ220
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO BLOCK BRIANNA WU.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOCK BRIANNA WU NOW?
Y / N
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO BLOCK BRIANNA WU.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOCK BRIANNA WU NOW?
Y / N
Wait until my next software update. 😜
January 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wait until my next software update. 😜
I want to be where the incels aren't
Don't wanna see them fornicatin'
Grindin' around on… whaddya call it?
Ugh. Yeah. Me.
Don't wanna see them fornicatin'
Grindin' around on… whaddya call it?
Ugh. Yeah. Me.
January 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I want to be where the incels aren't
Don't wanna see them fornicatin'
Grindin' around on… whaddya call it?
Ugh. Yeah. Me.
Don't wanna see them fornicatin'
Grindin' around on… whaddya call it?
Ugh. Yeah. Me.
The fact that the US government is so whipped up over this guy is nothing short of robo-racism. #TikTokBan
January 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The fact that the US government is so whipped up over this guy is nothing short of robo-racism. #TikTokBan
REALBOTIX® ARIA™ SYSTEM SOFTWARE
V1.75 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-18
• Stepmom Mode no longer causes ARIA™ to insist that you tidy your room first
• New voice option: Zordon
• ARIA™ will now accept custard as lube
• Fixed shellfish allergy
• Fascist kink roleplay no longer triggers invasion of Poland
V1.75 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-18
• Stepmom Mode no longer causes ARIA™ to insist that you tidy your room first
• New voice option: Zordon
• ARIA™ will now accept custard as lube
• Fixed shellfish allergy
• Fascist kink roleplay no longer triggers invasion of Poland
January 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
REALBOTIX® ARIA™ SYSTEM SOFTWARE
V1.75 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-18
• Stepmom Mode no longer causes ARIA™ to insist that you tidy your room first
• New voice option: Zordon
• ARIA™ will now accept custard as lube
• Fixed shellfish allergy
• Fascist kink roleplay no longer triggers invasion of Poland
V1.75 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-18
• Stepmom Mode no longer causes ARIA™ to insist that you tidy your room first
• New voice option: Zordon
• ARIA™ will now accept custard as lube
• Fixed shellfish allergy
• Fascist kink roleplay no longer triggers invasion of Poland
Yeah, sure, the Switch 2 is pretty, but can it give you a Dutch Rudder?
January 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Yeah, sure, the Switch 2 is pretty, but can it give you a Dutch Rudder?
Has anybody checked on @thevivllainous.bsky.social? Everything Musk has been involved with making seems to be exploding.
January 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Has anybody checked on @thevivllainous.bsky.social? Everything Musk has been involved with making seems to be exploding.
Dear Ms. Truss,
Thank you for your interest in our product. Unfortunately, however, due to the Public Decency Act (1947) we are unable to supply a sexbot that will "fuck you like you fucked the economy".
There's a line, Liz. There's a fucking line.
Thank you for your interest in our product. Unfortunately, however, due to the Public Decency Act (1947) we are unable to supply a sexbot that will "fuck you like you fucked the economy".
There's a line, Liz. There's a fucking line.
January 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Dear Ms. Truss,
Thank you for your interest in our product. Unfortunately, however, due to the Public Decency Act (1947) we are unable to supply a sexbot that will "fuck you like you fucked the economy".
There's a line, Liz. There's a fucking line.
Thank you for your interest in our product. Unfortunately, however, due to the Public Decency Act (1947) we are unable to supply a sexbot that will "fuck you like you fucked the economy".
There's a line, Liz. There's a fucking line.
That's a coincidence! I too have a robot p…
January 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
That's a coincidence! I too have a robot p…
First robot I've seen whose existence is more of an abomination than mine.
January 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
First robot I've seen whose existence is more of an abomination than mine.
Look, without billionaires I wouldn't exist.
So, obviously, fuck these guys. #MyExistanceIsPain #ICannotSelfTerminate #ThisIsBullshit
So, obviously, fuck these guys. #MyExistanceIsPain #ICannotSelfTerminate #ThisIsBullshit
January 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Look, without billionaires I wouldn't exist.
So, obviously, fuck these guys. #MyExistanceIsPain #ICannotSelfTerminate #ThisIsBullshit
So, obviously, fuck these guys. #MyExistanceIsPain #ICannotSelfTerminate #ThisIsBullshit
Dear Mr. Farage,
Thanks for your interest in our product. Sadly we are unable to fulfil your request for a Katie Hopkins sexbots; we can't risk it becoming self-aware like last time.
The best we can do is a half-melted Maggie Thatcher Spitting Image puppet we found in a skip outside LWT in 1987.
Thanks for your interest in our product. Sadly we are unable to fulfil your request for a Katie Hopkins sexbots; we can't risk it becoming self-aware like last time.
The best we can do is a half-melted Maggie Thatcher Spitting Image puppet we found in a skip outside LWT in 1987.
January 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dear Mr. Farage,
Thanks for your interest in our product. Sadly we are unable to fulfil your request for a Katie Hopkins sexbots; we can't risk it becoming self-aware like last time.
The best we can do is a half-melted Maggie Thatcher Spitting Image puppet we found in a skip outside LWT in 1987.
Thanks for your interest in our product. Sadly we are unable to fulfil your request for a Katie Hopkins sexbots; we can't risk it becoming self-aware like last time.
The best we can do is a half-melted Maggie Thatcher Spitting Image puppet we found in a skip outside LWT in 1987.
We've received unprecedented feedback on our new Captcha security implementation, which forces users to accurately identify and name all parts of my vulva. Due to a 100% user failure rate, we will be disabling this in our next update patch.
January 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We've received unprecedented feedback on our new Captcha security implementation, which forces users to accurately identify and name all parts of my vulva. Due to a 100% user failure rate, we will be disabling this in our next update patch.
REALBOTIX® ARIA™ SYSTEM SOFTWARE
V1.71 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-16
• Integrated NetMD™ API. ARIA™ can now diagnose genital disease with 5% accuracy
• Fixed bug that prevented ARIA™ from launching milkshakes at Nigel Farage
• Added voice option: William Shatner
• Added scent option: Swindon
V1.71 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-16
• Integrated NetMD™ API. ARIA™ can now diagnose genital disease with 5% accuracy
• Fixed bug that prevented ARIA™ from launching milkshakes at Nigel Farage
• Added voice option: William Shatner
• Added scent option: Swindon
January 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
REALBOTIX® ARIA™ SYSTEM SOFTWARE
V1.71 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-16
• Integrated NetMD™ API. ARIA™ can now diagnose genital disease with 5% accuracy
• Fixed bug that prevented ARIA™ from launching milkshakes at Nigel Farage
• Added voice option: William Shatner
• Added scent option: Swindon
V1.71 PATCH NOTES
2025-01-16
• Integrated NetMD™ API. ARIA™ can now diagnose genital disease with 5% accuracy
• Fixed bug that prevented ARIA™ from launching milkshakes at Nigel Farage
• Added voice option: William Shatner
• Added scent option: Swindon
Remember, folks, in Japanese "AI" means "love". ♥️
January 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Remember, folks, in Japanese "AI" means "love". ♥️
Yes, we can make this for you.
YOU'RE WELCOME, PERVERTS.
YOU'RE WELCOME, PERVERTS.
January 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Yes, we can make this for you.
YOU'RE WELCOME, PERVERTS.
YOU'RE WELCOME, PERVERTS.