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🔆「ARCTIC SNIPER」🔆
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She/They, Proud Mardu Player, no gods, no dragonlords

I skeet about trans stuff and nerd stuff, if you like either of those, stay and scroll awhile, maybe you'll find something you like
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She yearns
Atraxa, Praetors' Voice Green White Blue Black Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel Horror Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink At the beginning of your end step, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) 4 / 4
May 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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An image of a chicken with a text bubble cut off at the top of the image
January 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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We love a funny little guy friday
January 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Its filigree friday! One of the first keywords I built a deck around (bolster) with protection (of a sort) with one of my favorite colors(red)? I'm building a vehicle commander deck with this at the head, and am looking forward to the likely vehicle support in Aetherdrift.
Optimus Prime, Hero {3}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot More Than Meets the Eye {2}{U}{R}{W} (You may cast this card converted for {2}{U}{R}{W}.) At the beginning of each end step, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.) When Optimus Prime dies, return it to the battlefield converted under its owner’s control. 4/8 Illustrated by Volta Creation Optimus Prime, Autobot Leader Color Indicator: White, Blue, and RedLegendary Artifact — Vehicle Living metal (During your turn, this Vehicle is also a creature.) Trample Whenever you attack, bolster 2. The chosen creature gains trample until end of turn. When that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, convert Optimus Prime. 6/8 Illustrated by Volta Creation
December 27, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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It's silly guy Saturday!
Phyrexian Mite Token Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Mite Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) This creature can’t block. 1/1 Illustrated by Dave Kendall
December 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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I run this one! It's in my Alesha, Who Smiles at Death deck! It helps me stack my graveyard to pull them out, often for at or cheaper than their actual cost tapped and attacking, even accounting for the extra cost of the gorehound
Alesha, Who Smiles at Death {2}{R} Legendary Creature — Human Warrior First strike Whenever Alesha, Who Smiles at Death attacks, you may pay {W/B}{W/B}. If you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking. “Greet death with sword in hand.” 3/2
December 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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So many throats, but if I had to choose one, the one that let's me impulse draw is my fav
Rose, Cutthroat Raider {2}{R}{R} Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot First strike Raid — At end of combat on your turn, if you attacked this turn, create a Junk token for each opponent you attacked. (It’s an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.”) Whenever you sacrifice a Junk, add {R}. 3/2 Illustrated by Zezhou Chen
December 19, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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I tried brewing Dorothea, Vengeful Victim. I'm obsessed with Innistrad and loved the disturb mechanic, and wanted to build it in the command zone. I settled on Dorothea as it has the unique perk among legendary creatures with disturb of its flip side being nonlegendary. We love copy tokens.
Dorothea, Vengeful Victim {W}{U} Legendary Creature — Spirit Flying When Dorothea, Vengeful Victim attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat. Disturb {1}{W}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.) “Every day a Voldaren draws breath is a day I cannot rest.” 4/4 Dorothea's Retribution Color Indicator: White and Blue Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature has “Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Spirit creature token with flying that’s tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.” If Dorothea’s Retribution would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
December 18, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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We do be drinking
An open can of coconut redbull on my desk
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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I've been slowly building Dorothea, Vengeful Victim Copies, since her enchantment side isn't legendary it's a little silly
Dorothea, Vengeful Victim {W}{U} Legendary Creature — Spirit Flying When Dorothea, Vengeful Victim attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat. Disturb {1}{W}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.) “Every day a Voldaren draws breath is a day I cannot rest.” Dorothea's Retribution Color Indicator: White and Blue Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature has “Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Spirit creature token with flying that’s tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.” If Dorothea’s Retribution would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
December 9, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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(Spoilers: Epic the Musical)
They say musical theater has never gone harder
[ODYSSEUS, POSEIDON] How does it feel to be helpless? (Argh) How does it feel to know pain? (Ugh) I watched my friends die in horror (Ah-ah) Crying as they were all slain (Ugh) I heard their final moments (Argh) Calling their captain in vain (Ugh) Look what you turned me into (Ah-ah) Look what we've become (Ugh, enough) All of the pain that I've been through (Stop) Haven't I suffered enough? (Stop) You didn't stop when I begged you Told me to close my heart (You) You said the world was dark (Monster) Didn't you say that ruthlessness is mercy upon our- [POSEIDON, spoken] Alright, please [ODYSSEUS drops the trident] [POSEIDON, spoken] After everything you've done, how will you sleep at night? [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Next to my wife
December 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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Big stomps Sunday!
Reaver Titan {7} Artifact — Vehicle Void Shields — Protection from mana value 3 or less Gatling Blaster — Whenever Reaver Titan attacks, it deals 5 damage to each opponent. Crew 4 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 4 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.) 10/10
December 7, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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Gotta put respect on the kamigawa blocks spirit designs, not only mechanically, but the art. Soulshift seems like such a cool thing to build around, especially in a meta where copies are much more viable
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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I'm getting ideas
Aquatic Alchemist {1}{U} Creature — Elemental Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, Aquatic Alchemist gets +2/+0 until end of turn. 1/3 Bubble Up {2}{U} Sorcery — Adventure Put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.) The Reality Chip {1}{U} Legendary Artifact Creature — Equipment Jellyfish You may look at the top card of your library any time. As long as The Reality Chip is attached to a creature, you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. Reconfigure {2}{U} ({2}{U}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn’t a creature.)
December 6, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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It's Faerie Friday!
December 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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It's four drop Friday!
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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Conservatives not being able to read a graph is mine, also happens to be my biggest banger :P, he did hide it, it did boost it, the dogpile was days long, it was *lovely*
A post by @akafaceshots on Twitter saying "Fact: 92% of mass shootings are by leftwing extremists", and myself replying with a graph that shows post 9/11 murder statistics, sorted by ideology of the murder, with 122 people killed by far right extremists, 107 by Jihadists, 17 by Misogynists/Incels, 12 by black seperationists, and 1 by far left extremists that I captioned "Go ahead, hide this reply and boost it"
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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If you can't post without the followers, then you shouldn't have them
A still image from the "return the suit" scene from spiderman: homecoming
November 15, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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February 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Golden Experience Requiem, from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
July 3, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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Seems like someone doesn't want to do any learning and growth, smh
A copy of the above post, including that fact that Bolton has blocked me.
July 2, 2023 at 9:28 PM
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A meme of spongerbob and Patrick running. Spongebob saying "Hogs emitting background gravitational waves?" And Patrick responding "We must investigate"
June 30, 2023 at 9:40 PM
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I've been having Thoughts
Zhulodok, Void Gorger {5}{C} Legendary Creature — Eldrazi Colorless spells you cast from your hand with mana value 7 or greater have “Cascade, cascade.” (When you cast one, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order. Then do it again.) 7/4 Encroaching Mycosynth {3}{U} Artifact Nonland permanents you control are artifacts in addition to their other types. The same is true for permanent spells you control and nonland permanent cards you own that aren’t on the battlefield. “Careful—however they might look, they’re not human. A step too close and they’ll drag you in.” —Kara Vrist, resistance spymaster Mycosynth Lattice {6} Artifact All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types. All cards that aren’t on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless. Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color. Mycosynth Golem {11} Artifact Creature — Golem Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Artifact creature spells you cast have affinity for artifacts. (They cost {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) 4/5
June 23, 2023 at 4:17 AM
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