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Dead Cat Matt
@archmatt.bsky.social
Another recovering twitter queer. Still figuring my brain out, but cats, some kinks, food, and beard scritches make it happy. 18+
Don't forget everyone, if you're going to kiss lots of boys, it's important to get tested regularly [performative post of the day ✅✅] #knowyourstatus #U=U
September 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Most of the Zelda games between ocarina of time and spirit tracks. Golden sun 1&2 and dark cloud.
August 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Been a while since I posted anything. Was tidying the flat today and just felt like making it a bit more interesting. So thong with a plug whilst ironing it is 😋
June 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Had a little bit of fun in the shower this evening. Not everything pictured went in my butt. But most things did.
December 14, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Get to know your mutuals: In no particular order, quote reskeet with 10 things you like.

1. Singing
2. Fantasy films/books
3. Pub quizzes
4. Visiting historic houses
5. Musicals
6. Gaming (board/video)
7. Crafting
8. Baking
9. Candles
10. Soaks in the bath 🛁🛁🛁
Get to know your mutuals: In no particular order, quote reskeet with 10 things you like.

1. Food
2. Cooking
3. DnD
4. Crochet
5. Horror films
6. Musicals
7. Autumn
8. Petrichor
9. The sounds of rain when I'm indoors
10. Videogames
Get to know your mutuals: In no particular order, quote reskeet with 10 things you like.

1. Old TV shows
2. Gay books
3. Homemade caramel popcorn
4. Cooking shows
5. Mucho masturbation
6. Coke Zero
7. Chocolate Chip cookies & cold milk
8. Dogs
9. Exploring new places
10. Fun outfits
November 25, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Sorry Grass types, a few of you come close but not enough to be my regular.
November 23, 2024 at 9:06 AM
People of Bluesky! Lets get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie?

Quote share your answer only in GIF form
😁

[Technically don't have a favourite favourite, but this era of animation was incredible!]
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Show your meat without showing it 👀
November 15, 2024 at 10:03 AM
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Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
November 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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i'm not procrastinating
i'm microdosing productivity
November 13, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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Just a reminder about things we do here.

- Label our NSFW posts
- Write alt text on posts with pics (I'm trying hard to do this)
- Block bad people, one by one, or using block lists
- Interact with each other like we're all on drugs
- Be respectfully horny
- Introduce yourself constantly
- Be happy
November 12, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Well twitter will be logged out of soon for my own sanity if nothing else. I look forward to not being flooded by temu ads and random profiles constantly. Just some good old queer people being themselves again.
November 10, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Nails are cut and filed smooth and will file them again tomorrow morning. Hopefully this means I will be putting my hands in a butt tomorrow afternoon :3
December 9, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Watched Dr Who and then put a toy in my butt. Here's a picture for proof 😜
November 25, 2023 at 10:16 PM