Your Beautiful Boy
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Your Beautiful Boy
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We can all agree that political violence is wrong, but let’s not pretend that Charlie was simply exercising his First Amendment right. He was stoking hatred and violence towards specific communities. It was meant to incite violence, which is not a protected right.
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I'm holding my tongue for now, but if you fuckers in the media don't stop trying to eulogize Charlie Kirk like he was Ted Kennedy or Bob Dole I am going to tell everybody what I think about that hate filled son of a........like I said I am currently holding my tongue, for now.
September 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
NOT CRACKER BARREL?!!! Where will right-thinking whites get diabetes after church now?? Heaven forfend!!!!
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Studies have shown that nearly all humans long achingly for a time, long ago, when we could respond to children (aged 30 or younger) with the simple phrase, "Shut the fuck up. I love you. I understand what you're going through, but you legitimately have no idea what the fuck you're talking about."
July 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Whatever happened to those guys who drove a golf cart down to the Titanic a few years ago? Did they rescue any of those people from the iceberg?

I just can't keep up with the news anymore.
April 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The cabbage patch guy who wrote that book a few years back just wants a break from his wife, and those motherfuckers are trying to burn his plan. Don't they understand that this is America?? Fuck Greenland.
March 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What the fuck is Greenland? I've never seen it. I've never touched it. I don't know where it is, or if it even exists. All I know for sure is that whoever lives there is rude as shit.
March 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Everything is computer!
March 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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fun fact: drake is the only musician in history to be almost killed on television twice
February 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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The digital infrastructure of the United States Government is both critical and fragile. Many of us who work in digital government have been trying to figure out what’s going on as norms and protocols are being subverted — Thread on some of what we know so far:
February 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
God damn, cake plate at the bakery!! I thought we were friends.
February 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My octopus (name is "Jimmy") LOVES cocaine.

Please do not ask "Jimmy" for cocaine.

This octopus LOVES to share his cocaine with friends. He will give you some when he is ready. (Has eight arms, is nice, I do NOT give him the cocaine.)
January 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If you're a person who is well known and highly regarded for being an irredeemable asshole, and then some nobody calls you an asshole right to your face when you haven't done anything to deserve such an honor, is it cheating to include that in your career record?

I think it's cheating.
January 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A couple of months back I bonked my skull on some concrete. Made a full recovery plus bonus IQ points. Did forget many of your names. Five out of five. Would recommend.
January 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I need like a half million followers by 12am EST or my mom says she's going to murder me. She showed me the knife and indicated where it was going (my liver). Please don't let me down, fam.
December 31, 2024 at 8:41 PM
December 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
In this season of Christmas, bring your friends close. Stare into their eyes. Ask yourself; do they deserve me? Are they even real?
December 22, 2024 at 11:39 PM
What happens when you ask the nice lady at the grocery to make you a special cake with strawberries instead of raspberries? I don't know, but I'll be goddamned if I'm not about to find the fuck out.
December 22, 2024 at 11:36 PM
When your shit gets crushed, like real bad, should you just touch it? I think you should just go ahead and touch it.
December 22, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Someone I trust just told me that I should take my government name off of this in case anyone ever reads it.

I think I'll take my chances.

Also, I don't care for Italians- except for that one guy.
December 21, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Make things up and say them to your wife. Jersey-Lou-Jesus. Pushgaloot.

Try to behave as if you aren't completely fucking insane.

She will love this.
December 20, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Girl at the pool table sez to me, she sez, "that chick over there just yelled at me because the bump I gave her wasn't big enough. She's a lesbian."
December 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Take me to the mall like one of your French girls.
December 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Behold my works and enjoy them.

ENJOY THEM!
December 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Life goal for '25: Failing Upwards.
I already have the first part nailed.
December 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM