A Monster Most Prosperous
@aprosperousmonster.bsky.social
30s. Nongendered. Some kind of bizarre internet pervert
I post strange and sexy stories to Ao3 under this handle.
I post strange and sexy stories to Ao3 under this handle.
There again, it was apparently a deadly insult to Polly that Flesh Moai would choose to find her less hot than her twin sister. Maybe they're all fucked up.
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November 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
There again, it was apparently a deadly insult to Polly that Flesh Moai would choose to find her less hot than her twin sister. Maybe they're all fucked up.
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licensing.andrewsmcmeel.com/features/cw?...
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
"How happy I could be with either of these two, if both of them just went away."
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"How happy I could be with either of these two, if both of them just went away."
The FB group are of course being very Normal about this sliding timescale bullshit:
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The FB group are of course being very Normal about this sliding timescale bullshit:
Separated at...not birth, but whatever vile ritual one must perform to summon these things?
October 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Separated at...not birth, but whatever vile ritual one must perform to summon these things?
It could have been, and has often been, so much worse.
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licensing.andrewsmcmeel.com/features/cw?date=2013-11-13
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It could have been, and has often been, so much worse.
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licensing.andrewsmcmeel.com/features/cw?date=2013-11-13
Yessir, it's been another beautiful week in 9CL...
October 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yessir, it's been another beautiful week in 9CL...
I mean, it's not like "Men With Comically Large Heads" is one of his side fetishes or anyth--
September 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I mean, it's not like "Men With Comically Large Heads" is one of his side fetishes or anyth--
"Folks, I know this is none of your business, but I guess shit happens. No we will not be playing any music, fuck off. Now APPLAUD FOR DEEZ NUTS"
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September 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"Folks, I know this is none of your business, but I guess shit happens. No we will not be playing any music, fuck off. Now APPLAUD FOR DEEZ NUTS"
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licensing.andrewsmcmeel.com/features/cw?...
September 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Counterpoint: that's no child. It appears to be a sock left out in the rain.
September 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Counterpoint: that's no child. It appears to be a sock left out in the rain.
Fuck knows. Back in 2013, he seemed to think an e-cafe was a cafe where you looked at pictures of coffee on your laptop, and then leave without paying your old-timey waiter
August 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Fuck knows. Back in 2013, he seemed to think an e-cafe was a cafe where you looked at pictures of coffee on your laptop, and then leave without paying your old-timey waiter
Pedantry Alert: Winston "Bloodthirsty" Churchill held up the *front* of his fingers in a V, because holding up the *back* of the fingers IS STILL AN INSULT IN BRITISH CULTURE YOU SHITEATING """ANGLOPHILE""" FUCKWIT
August 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Pedantry Alert: Winston "Bloodthirsty" Churchill held up the *front* of his fingers in a V, because holding up the *back* of the fingers IS STILL AN INSULT IN BRITISH CULTURE YOU SHITEATING """ANGLOPHILE""" FUCKWIT
Well with the black it looks like this, so it's likely an improvement
August 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Well with the black it looks like this, so it's likely an improvement
Today in #9ChickweedLane, Alistair has finally completed his metamorphosis into Amos 2.0.: "I am physically repulsed by the sexual approaches of my fiancée, but I *will* try to hit on her mother unless forcibly restrained"
August 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Today in #9ChickweedLane, Alistair has finally completed his metamorphosis into Amos 2.0.: "I am physically repulsed by the sexual approaches of my fiancée, but I *will* try to hit on her mother unless forcibly restrained"
The peak of feminine sexuality
August 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The peak of feminine sexuality
It was Neal Adams for me
(Hey comics fans: if you wish 9CL was less about sex and legs and more about Batman and the Hollow Earth conspiracy, check out "Batman: Odyssey"! It somehow makes just as much sense!)
(Hey comics fans: if you wish 9CL was less about sex and legs and more about Batman and the Hollow Earth conspiracy, check out "Batman: Odyssey"! It somehow makes just as much sense!)
August 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It was Neal Adams for me
(Hey comics fans: if you wish 9CL was less about sex and legs and more about Batman and the Hollow Earth conspiracy, check out "Batman: Odyssey"! It somehow makes just as much sense!)
(Hey comics fans: if you wish 9CL was less about sex and legs and more about Batman and the Hollow Earth conspiracy, check out "Batman: Odyssey"! It somehow makes just as much sense!)
