Aprill Brandon
aprillbrandon.bsky.social
Aprill Brandon
@aprillbrandon.bsky.social
My first pregnancy ended when I had a miscarriage at 8 weeks in the toilet at 4 o’clock in the morning. It was not a crime. It was confusing and painful and traumatic and common (upwards of 40 percent of pregnancies).
But it was not a crime.
May 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Every time I finally gird my loins and catch up on the daily news from my country.
February 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Mae’s roller derby league is having a Skate-a-thon fundraiser. Sharing because I highly support this organization and also any activity that will potentially (hopefully) wear her out. If you want to support, Mae’s roller derby name is Funky Tiger (jersey no. 89). 🛼
Love Your Skater Skate-A-Thon
New England Junior Roller Derby is hosting our third annual SKATE-A-THON!!! Skaters will skate nonstop for 30 MINUTES, to raise money for the league. Just pick your favorite skater (or skaters) tha...
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February 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My 10-yr-old son got a vintage typewriter from his uncle. Today I set it up for him and decided to leave a nice little encouraging note.
January 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Of course Elon Musk didn’t do a Nazi salute.

He did two Nazi salutes.
January 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I mean…
January 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Some fantasy and sci-fi authors who do deserve your love. ❤️
January 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The day my children learn how to get the plastic wrapper off the goddamn candy cane is the day my second life begins.
December 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Gather ‘round, parents. Your Auntie Aprill wants to tell you a story. A beautiful Christmas story about childhood and the magic of Santa. And what happens when it all goes horribly, horribly wrong.

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Claus and Effect
Gather ‘round, parents. Your Auntie Aprill wants to tell you a story. A beautiful Christmas story about childhood and the magic of Santa. And what happens when it all goes horribly, horribly wrong.…
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December 11, 2024 at 3:47 PM