Bog Fancy
@apparent-radiant.bsky.social
Publisher who does paper stuff. BOG FANCY Magazine: Tales From the Dank vol 2 coming soon!
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PG18
Banner art by Paul Lyons
🛒 tinyshowcase.com/books
📚 bogfancy.com
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Bog Fancy
@apparent-radiant.bsky.social
· Aug 18
Folks, it costs you NOTHING to say thank you when someone holds the portal to the accursed fungus dimension open for you
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Pepto Bismol shooters for in between the main course and dessert
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Pepto Bismol shooters for in between the main course and dessert
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The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
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Just in time for the holidays, it’s Fisher-Price’s My First Bitcoin™️ playset! Featuring all the things you love about cryptocurrency, but for kids! Don’t understand how crypto works? Don’t worry! We’ve made it easy for kids as young as 3 to trade their siblings for Ethereum (rates vary per child)
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just in time for the holidays, it’s Fisher-Price’s My First Bitcoin™️ playset! Featuring all the things you love about cryptocurrency, but for kids! Don’t understand how crypto works? Don’t worry! We’ve made it easy for kids as young as 3 to trade their siblings for Ethereum (rates vary per child)
The hottest thing about me is my grip strength. 2,980 PPI like an alligator. I'll rip a hole in space/time
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The hottest thing about me is my grip strength. 2,980 PPI like an alligator. I'll rip a hole in space/time
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Who up mashing they wang
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Who up mashing they wang
It's 6:66 o'clock. Time to baste the bird.
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It's 6:66 o'clock. Time to baste the bird.
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I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
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People who stand at the dryer to fold their laundry: who hurt you??
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
People who stand at the dryer to fold their laundry: who hurt you??
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My phone doesn't respect my autonomy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My phone doesn't respect my autonomy.
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
waffles should have more confidence
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Characterizing a gravy as “untenably viscous”
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Characterizing a gravy as “untenably viscous”
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If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
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I just noticed that artisanal is basically art is anal without the extra spaces and now I can't unsee it
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I just noticed that artisanal is basically art is anal without the extra spaces and now I can't unsee it
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Happy first cracklin' virtual fire playing in the background on the TV of the season to you and yours
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Happy first cracklin' virtual fire playing in the background on the TV of the season to you and yours
Today we mark the one year anniversary of this terrible loss. Lincoln, RI will never forget the wishes you granted 💔
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Today we mark the one year anniversary of this terrible loss. Lincoln, RI will never forget the wishes you granted 💔
Looking forward to the one time each year that I see my cousin who hates me because I once said that her (now ex) fiance's dog had a horrifying, winking bagel-anus. She failed to defend the dog's honor and they had a huge fight about it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Looking forward to the one time each year that I see my cousin who hates me because I once said that her (now ex) fiance's dog had a horrifying, winking bagel-anus. She failed to defend the dog's honor and they had a huge fight about it.
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The Nutrient Rich Homie
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Nutrient Rich Homie
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
Holiday merkins are 50% off!
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Holiday merkins are 50% off!
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Before you die, you see…
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Before you die, you see…
Ropes of saliva
Strings of mucus
Ribbons of blood
Has anyone tried weaving these into a delightful holiday garland for the mantle?
Strings of mucus
Ribbons of blood
Has anyone tried weaving these into a delightful holiday garland for the mantle?
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ropes of saliva
Strings of mucus
Ribbons of blood
Has anyone tried weaving these into a delightful holiday garland for the mantle?
Strings of mucus
Ribbons of blood
Has anyone tried weaving these into a delightful holiday garland for the mantle?
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i did not come but i definitely saw
(conquering tbd)
(conquering tbd)
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i did not come but i definitely saw
(conquering tbd)
(conquering tbd)
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string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you