So anyway, dear four year old me gluing a bear head on Lilo, a few things:

1. This will come back to haunt us.
2. Sadly, we do not grow up to be a prosthetics engineer like we dreamed. The Bear community is relieved.
3.We are about to go to war in the Middle East. In your time; in mine.

I somehow kept it for decades and it now (not for much longer) lives on the bookshelf in my teaching studio. Until recently this was a nonissue.