Gabe watching a random YouTuber: pick my poison? How about no poison… that’s what I pick 😒

You got $1? You can help out

What if we… 👁️🫦👁️
Hung out in the chat at Meal-Morial Madness this year? 👉👈

Had to stop watching a show today because a guy got stabbed and then of course was like “no hospitals” so they went back to his place and he was like, just use the stapler on me and she came back with a Swingline stapler, like he was a college paper and 💀

Pearlina! 💕✨

#splatoon #fanart

Please tell me I’m not the only one sucked into these awful/amazing vertical dramas. I watched one earlier where a woman went to jail for hooking. In this one a guy just said to his Granpa: “cut the shit Granpa, what do you really want.” 🤣🍿
#verticaldramas
#reelshorts
#Galateatv

Really hoping they add some Chappell Roan to this already amazing baseball playlist that they add maybe one song a year to. I mean, a gal can hope right?

Took yesterday off for John’s birthday and I’m not mentally prepared to be back at work today.

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Me: the main character in this book has a cat named Lady Cat-ryn DePurrgh
John: the glazing on the food bowl alone…
🤯🤯😂

Started playing Split Fiction with John tonight and Gabe said we have really embraced the characters (“that’s a lot of bickering and fighting over a game”)

my back hurts because i fucked up in a past life probably

Headache took me out for the whole day and honestly what shit

I know I shouldn’t but I’m probably going to self sabotage again and not listen to this “mental health” book for book bingo (I’m close to a full board) and will instead listen to a book I’ve already read but has an insane audiobook. #lightsout

Hi fellow cool people- is this the website where all of the cool stuff is TRULY happening? I think @jarbochov.social.4score7pongs.com.ap.brid.gy is trying to get me away from the Zuckerberg-brella. Please give me ideas for who to follow.