Andre Masella
@apmasell.bsky.social
Gay Canadian programmer and Myst fanatic. I bake a lot of bread.
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"does ___ belong at pride?"
if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride
if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"does ___ belong at pride?"
if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride
if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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Oh this? It's just a generic cup.
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Oh this? It's just a generic cup.
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they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer
September 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.
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OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW
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can job listings be serious please
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
can job listings be serious please
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hi us-east-1, i am also kinda down today
October 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hi us-east-1, i am also kinda down today
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When you code the new system on top of the old.
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
When you code the new system on top of the old.
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eternal september appropriately ends in october
Final day of AOL dialup service. Enjoy while it lasts.
October 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
eternal september appropriately ends in october
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got my performance review.
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People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
September 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
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y'know... from a language design perspective, i think rather little of go. i think its primary redeeming quality is that it is a sort of harm reduction outlet for C programmers
September 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
y'know... from a language design perspective, i think rather little of go. i think its primary redeeming quality is that it is a sort of harm reduction outlet for C programmers
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Please. "Toxic masculinity" is only harmful to those who absorb it. You're thinking of *venomous* masculinity, which hurts others.
August 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Please. "Toxic masculinity" is only harmful to those who absorb it. You're thinking of *venomous* masculinity, which hurts others.
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Oh yay right on time to go back to work and make my coworkers scream again e-mail.wtf
Email is Easy
Everyone knows what an email address is, right?
e-mail.wtf
August 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Oh yay right on time to go back to work and make my coworkers scream again e-mail.wtf
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I am so sorry. Sometimes I hate myself.
June 13, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I am so sorry. Sometimes I hate myself.
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TIL the Kensington Turbo Mouse can use a billiard ball.
August 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
TIL the Kensington Turbo Mouse can use a billiard ball.
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having an existential crisis looking at my niece's birthday presents
August 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
having an existential crisis looking at my niece's birthday presents
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What Every Computer Scientist Should Know About Floating-Point Arithmetic
tldr: lol, lmao. stick to integers noob. we said "computer *scientists*".
tldr: lol, lmao. stick to integers noob. we said "computer *scientists*".
August 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What Every Computer Scientist Should Know About Floating-Point Arithmetic
tldr: lol, lmao. stick to integers noob. we said "computer *scientists*".
tldr: lol, lmao. stick to integers noob. we said "computer *scientists*".
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This is one of the best ideas I've heard in ages.
July 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
This is one of the best ideas I've heard in ages.
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we do things not because it is easy, not because we thought it would be easy, but because we didn't think about it at all tbh
July 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
we do things not because it is easy, not because we thought it would be easy, but because we didn't think about it at all tbh
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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones
July 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones