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Stripy cat.
VIDEO: Raccoon spotted on the loose in garden in Gwennap
A roaming racoon has been filmed in the garden of property in Cornwall.
www.falmouthpacket.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Stripy cat.
In the words of our lord Jeff Goldblum: “Oh yeah, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming”
Noise limits set on dinosaur park after complaints about 'screeching'
The dinosaurs will face restrictions
www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
In the words of our lord Jeff Goldblum: “Oh yeah, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming”
This is a Wicker Man thing, isn’t it?
Dewi the Goat lends a hoof as Rotarians prepare for Tree of Lights
The lights will be switched on by cllr Jo Nuttall, mayor of Bay of Colwyn Town Council.
www.northwalespioneer.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is a Wicker Man thing, isn’t it?
Read that as “Police execute several shoplifters” and thought that a bit harsh.
Police execute several shoplifting warrants across Bury properties
Police execute several shoplifting warrants across Bury properties
Police in Bury have been busy tackling shoplifting in the town centre this week and have executed several warrants.
dlvr.it
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Read that as “Police execute several shoplifters” and thought that a bit harsh.
SEXY SLANG.
A new vision for the Careening Hard
Architectural designer Martin Nickolls has drawn up some ambitious plans to reinvigorate under-used areas of the St Peter Port seafront for the benefit of all. Rob Batiste caught up with him and took ...
guernseypress.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
SEXY SLANG.
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
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November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Another very normal day here on Normal Island.
Moment man suffered burns after trying to launch firework from bottom in Birmingham
Rebecca Guy, senior policy manager at the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents, says: "Fireworks are powerful explosives, not toys.”
www.expressandstar.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Another very normal day here on Normal Island.
Brunel was just dialling in his station designs when got to this one, wasn’t he?
www.northumberlandgazette.co.uk/news/transpo...
www.northumberlandgazette.co.uk/news/transpo...
North Northumberland station waiting room set to reopen after push for more train services
Work to reopen a North Northumberland station waiting room is set to begin in summer 2026.
www.northumberlandgazette.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Brunel was just dialling in his station designs when got to this one, wasn’t he?
www.northumberlandgazette.co.uk/news/transpo...
www.northumberlandgazette.co.uk/news/transpo...
People keep banging on about “creating memories”, and when they do they don’t like it.
Dream holiday turns to nightmare as Bolton couple caught in Hurricane Melissa
A Bolton woman has told of her terrifying ordeal after being trapped in a Jamaica resort when a category five hurricane tore through the Caribbean
www.theboltonnews.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
People keep banging on about “creating memories”, and when they do they don’t like it.
Oh, and indeed, mate.
Woman 'shocked' after she's penalised for sending message in a bottle out to sea
A woman who cast a message in a bottle out to sea was shocked to receive a curt reply from a litter picker
www.theargus.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Oh, and indeed, mate.
Chinny reckon.
‘I forgot to do up my flies’: Man caught with genitals exposed on promenade
Police attended after receiving a report of a man in the road
www.iomtoday.co.im
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Chinny reckon.
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“Repair one gate and it’s a gateway to even more gates” - Gareth Gates.
Woman wins fight to get city council to repair garden gate
A Stanmore woman has won a battle with the city council to have her garden gate repaired.
www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Repair one gate and it’s a gateway to even more gates” - Gareth Gates.
French channel Canal+ putting the anal into its post-race Formula 1 analysis.
Children run away screaming as 'adult film' is broadcast on ferry
A ferry company has apologised after an “adult film” was broadcast to passengers
www.theargus.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
French channel Canal+ putting the anal into its post-race Formula 1 analysis.
Top work from the boffins at Exeter University’s Department of the Bloody Obvious.
Shout at seagulls to stop them taking your food, research suggests
Researchers tested 61 gulls by playing recordings of a male voice shouting, speaking and the neutral birdsong of a robin.
news.sky.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Top work from the boffins at Exeter University’s Department of the Bloody Obvious.
So, not a cute chef rat out shopping for ingredients?
Aldi shopper 'jumped' at seeing rat on shelf with store 'immediately closed'
The supermarket was shut straight away with pest control called in with a trained dog
www.kentlive.news
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So, not a cute chef rat out shopping for ingredients?
HOLIDAY FROM HELL KLAXON
Mum vomited in hotel after what happened on 'holiday from hell'
Frankee James cut her family holiday short by two days after the ordeal
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
HOLIDAY FROM HELL KLAXON
Your reminder that taxi drivers are the angriest of any social group. One is so furious he hasn’t even bothered to remove his Bluetooth earpiece.
Taxi drivers threaten strike action over treatment from council
The Dudley Private Hire and Taxi Association has warned that drivers are considering strike action over “horrendous” treatment from Dudley…
www.stourbridgenews.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Your reminder that taxi drivers are the angriest of any social group. One is so furious he hasn’t even bothered to remove his Bluetooth earpiece.
If you thought drop bears weren’t terrifying enough. DROP CROCS.
Evidence of ancient tree-climbing 'drop crocs' found in Australia
Scientists say the crocodiles hunted like leopards by climbing trees and killing prey below.
www.bbc.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
If you thought drop bears weren’t terrifying enough. DROP CROCS.
Another very good reason to bring back white dog poo so the kiddiewinks may see it before stepping in it.
Belfast pre-schoolers bid to stamp out dog fouling on their street
"Our children know that their health is at risk from these dog foulers and they want to be heard"
www.belfastlive.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Another very good reason to bring back white dog poo so the kiddiewinks may see it before stepping in it.
In which your Supreme Leader travels the country and points at local newspapers. Today’s local newspaper: The Hexham Courant.
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
In which your Supreme Leader travels the country and points at local newspapers. Today’s local newspaper: The Hexham Courant.
Important first aid tip here.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Important first aid tip here.
Can’t see any problem with that.
'I would like to invite Andrew to come and spend Christmas with me' - letter
A Southampton man has invited Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to spend Christmas 2025 with him and his wife, in a Letter to the Echo
www.dailyecho.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can’t see any problem with that.
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social Regret to report an outbreak of respectful local newspaper poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social Regret to report an outbreak of respectful local newspaper poetry.
Jaunty elbow KLAXON
Anger at declining state of Herefordshire's historic Lugg Meadow
A unique habitat near Hereford is being damaged by prolonged flooding that official bodies are failing to prevent, it has been claimed.
www.herefordtimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Jaunty elbow KLAXON