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aphoello.bsky.social
guillotine chan
@aphoello.bsky.social
✨✨god’s little court jester✨✨
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shri(ya) • 29 • she/him • bi
fanart & ocs: #shriart
im the type of insane francophile who has now committed to playing every game (except rpgs for Reasons) in french and it really is the best form of practice

[not pictured: my brain looking like the ending scene of Pearl as it attempts to read all these clues and understand all the ConnectionsTM]
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
stopppppp i was too funny
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
was rereading some rly old stuff of mine to remember how to write again and lmfaoooooooo dude i was so funny for this. my coconut oil propaganda
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
me and you both aphrodite
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
mother tongue mention in the wild and its fuckin jack quaid butchering its pronunciation but im still ecstatic
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i opened my closet and
October 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
the original sketch bc i like it better without the haphazard color
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
dilwale dulhania le jayenge and all that #shriart #ocart
September 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
fuck it, fuckboi rima #shriart
September 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
becoming a one piece stan was truly one of the best things that could have happened to me bc i know ive become infinitely easier to give gifts to

(ty again jas and jen and cr to @satinpistol.bsky.social for the bomb zoro lemon cake 🙏🏼🙏🏼)
August 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
birth🧡☀️🎉
(my mom bought this and requested i wear it today so i gotta share since im just sittin at home all day lmao)
August 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i did a stupid thing and instead of bearing the consequences and waiting for it to blow over patiently i dug myself in deeper bc patience is not my strong suit and now im sitting on my hands and kicking myself like dont fuck it up more dont fuck it up more doNT
August 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
in a meeting im not happy with so nami usopp shenanigans to stay calm
July 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
idk if my stomach hurts bc of usual IBS things or bc my abs are sore from last night but i think it might be both and explains why i’ve had fields of mistria open next to my work laptop for the past 2 hours and havent touched either of them, just laying down instead
July 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
like what the hell is this
July 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
this was rly funny to read in succession
July 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i don’t usually listen to OSTs, but i loved the water 7 opening theme so much i made the mistake of putting it on my playlist and now every time it comes on i sob quietly in the car u
July 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
finally finished this shivparvathi painting for my mom yesterday after an obscene amount of hours god bless 🙏🏼
June 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
bruh seriously
June 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
got some random follows so i did some digging and
June 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
we’re so back

(i bought the cosmetic dlc that changes the chara fits to nier’s and also the bgm to nier replicant’s ost and apparently its been a hot minute since ive heard it bc as soon as the game booted up it jolted thru me and now i have all this emotion packed under my ribcage oughhhh)
May 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
DW I WON’T im doing this for my mom so i cant give up but BUT U UNDERSTAND thats the only thing keeping me hanging by a thread atm. i realized i have to render the hair and then figure how to tf to paint a snake and fix the arm color and dark!me is like. “what if you simply Didnt” 😭😭
May 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
finally got thru the 6.x patches and made my dt glamours for shyam time to send him thru fr!dawntrail
May 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
some process photos of the comm im doing for my mother that’s kind of stressing me out but i continue to surprise myself after every hurdle i tackle
May 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
est*meric fans yall woulda loved the french localization.

no but seriously i forget how funny fr!estinien is, he speaks in whole paragraphs not a stoicism in sight
May 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM