Andrew
apfensk.bsky.social
Andrew
@apfensk.bsky.social
*Spoilers*

Ugh what a bad week for reality TV fans! We've lost Dr. Will on DONDI, Ashley on the Challenge, and now Carolyn on The Traitors?!

I'm done!
February 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
POV: you don't get off the waitlist for the local pickle ball league
January 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
POV: me getting ready for work this morning
January 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Does anyone else live in denial during the winter and refuse to check the forecast (not incl. temp because obviously you gotta know that), or is it just me?
January 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Omg just realized I saw Lexi Love (in her premiere outfit) in Vegas last month #DragRace
January 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's 5:54pm on NYE and I think I just witnessed a guy dumping his girl on the 8 bus
December 31, 2024 at 11:54 PM
*has over 2 weeks to look up / buy outfit for themed NYE party*
...
*looks up theme 2 hours before it starts and hopes to have something in closet*
December 31, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Love this vers top 🎽
December 31, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Omfg the people on Threads woke up and chose violence #draggedme
December 31, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Guardian angels do exist! Some woman told me my weed pen fell out of my pocket
December 31, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I'll put a ring on the finger of the man who sticks by me through this awkward stage of me growing my hair out 💍💇🏽‍♂️
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Me every time I go to AMC New City
a woman wearing glasses and a grey shirt says you look poor
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a grey shirt says you look poor
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December 29, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Does anyone watch The Sex Lives of College Girls?
December 27, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Me to all the men in the #MSP airport not washing their hands after using the restroom (incl. after no 2) 🥴
a girl with a backpack is standing in a locker room and says `` you nasty ! ''
ALT: a girl with a backpack is standing in a locker room and says `` you nasty ! ''
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December 27, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Wishing everyone a Mary Christmas and a high-body count New Year!
December 26, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Just had to tap on the door to wake up the bus driver 😅
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
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December 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Margot whenever I have gentleman friend over
a woman is standing in front of a brick wall next to a van .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a brick wall next to a van .
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December 23, 2024 at 1:51 PM
How I feel now knowing Grindr shows people how many times you've looked at their profile 🤡
December 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Channeling her so I get invited to the #Sundance parties
a woman wearing glasses is asking do you know who i am
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is asking do you know who i am
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December 21, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Me researching why all my weed pen cartridges keep breaking
December 21, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Me "Roaming" the Park City grid trying to find someone to buy me Sundance tickets
a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting on a plane and says help me i 'm poor .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting on a plane and says help me i 'm poor .
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December 20, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I'm serious! My gym shoes have velcro straps! 🤡
*Me (a guy who can barely tie his own shoes) after seeing this AMs workout*
December 19, 2024 at 2:15 PM
*Me (a guy who can barely tie his own shoes) after seeing this AMs workout*
December 19, 2024 at 2:08 PM
😙
December 19, 2024 at 3:46 AM
December 13, 2024 at 2:39 PM