The Humble Magnificent
@apexbuffoon.bsky.social
Never look a gift horse before they hatch.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my 2-4 player card battling game in LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my 2-4 player card battling game in LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
Should've focused on making better pizza rather than the hot circles of shit they currently churn out
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Should've focused on making better pizza rather than the hot circles of shit they currently churn out
This'll definitely help tribal-thinking...
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This'll definitely help tribal-thinking...
Subterranean location in which one mines keta; a materia useful for sleepy magic
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Subterranean location in which one mines keta; a materia useful for sleepy magic
Ketamine might've been a more valuable demand given the circumstance
October 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Ketamine might've been a more valuable demand given the circumstance
I have to drive the little bugger everywhere, so...
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I have to drive the little bugger everywhere, so...
He is lazy though...
October 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
He is lazy though...
They're made from hamsters
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
They're made from hamsters
"Smoke me a kyper, I'll be back for breakfast" Arnold J. Rymer
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Smoke me a kyper, I'll be back for breakfast" Arnold J. Rymer
What is all this? Some kind of rational, reasonable response to current madness?
October 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
What is all this? Some kind of rational, reasonable response to current madness?
Dicktion: the art of pronouncing words incorrectly
October 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Dicktion: the art of pronouncing words incorrectly
Spicier than your average salty balls
October 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Spicier than your average salty balls
Trim & Proper?
October 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Trim & Proper?
"Up with conspiracy theories, fraudulent ads and disinformation, down with nipples"
October 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"Up with conspiracy theories, fraudulent ads and disinformation, down with nipples"
Awaiting the first AI generated sex scandal. It'll be Zuck with a VR headset, won't it?
October 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Awaiting the first AI generated sex scandal. It'll be Zuck with a VR headset, won't it?
I tried to dig a bottomless water source, it didn't end well.
September 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I tried to dig a bottomless water source, it didn't end well.
Opposing monarchy rule.
September 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Opposing monarchy rule.
I won't. I'll just assume that nobody is addressing the point made in the article but tenuously airing some kind of unrelated grievance instead.
September 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I won't. I'll just assume that nobody is addressing the point made in the article but tenuously airing some kind of unrelated grievance instead.
It said it had a "cheeky Nandos" whatever that is.
September 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It said it had a "cheeky Nandos" whatever that is.
Could you do a list that includes "That's the badger" and its international equivalents?
September 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Could you do a list that includes "That's the badger" and its international equivalents?
He did an autism on my cat. Then I got Chagas disease from Benny Drill.
September 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
He did an autism on my cat. Then I got Chagas disease from Benny Drill.
I might ask a Sun post if it had a good weekend
September 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I might ask a Sun post if it had a good weekend
From The Rapture's (band) wiki "A second reunion was announced on July 8th, 2025 with an US and European tour set to start in September of 2025"
September 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
From The Rapture's (band) wiki "A second reunion was announced on July 8th, 2025 with an US and European tour set to start in September of 2025"