The Humble Magnificent
@apexbuffoon.bsky.social
Never look a gift horse before they hatch.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my 2-4 player card battling game in LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my 2-4 player card battling game in LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
How are you today?
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
How are you today?
Oof, 25 years of winging it with no issues. But, with the exception of a Mustang convertible in a hot place, I exclusively hire absolute shitters
August 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oof, 25 years of winging it with no issues. But, with the exception of a Mustang convertible in a hot place, I exclusively hire absolute shitters
It's a yes from me
August 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's a yes from me
Wow, this OSB clad grief-hole is a quarter of the size of my house and costs nearly as much - London be trippin'
July 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Wow, this OSB clad grief-hole is a quarter of the size of my house and costs nearly as much - London be trippin'
Found a place that'll sell you an outdoors, grass fed plantation owner.
May 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Found a place that'll sell you an outdoors, grass fed plantation owner.
Discovered a barn find in Waitrose car park: in the interest of public safety I have cleaned the windscreen.
May 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Discovered a barn find in Waitrose car park: in the interest of public safety I have cleaned the windscreen.
My cat says "Fuck you", and he is correct
April 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My cat says "Fuck you", and he is correct
I got a new plant for the office
April 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I got a new plant for the office
Former Tory MP among 15 charged over bets on timing of 2024 UK election www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
April 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Former Tory MP among 15 charged over bets on timing of 2024 UK election www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
If you see this quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
April 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If you see this quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
I might half-Bake my own esoteric moral reality and label things that I don't like as evil. Getting older (evil), lactose intolerance (evil), roadworks at the end of the financial year (evil)
March 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I might half-Bake my own esoteric moral reality and label things that I don't like as evil. Getting older (evil), lactose intolerance (evil), roadworks at the end of the financial year (evil)
Mine loafs nearby, my hands free to pick up the Bramble cocktail I made.
March 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mine loafs nearby, my hands free to pick up the Bramble cocktail I made.
Was looking for some novelty slippers for a gift... Anyways, I present dick slippers, an actual product.
February 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Was looking for some novelty slippers for a gift... Anyways, I present dick slippers, an actual product.
Me like jam
February 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Me like jam
"I am the eggman... I am the walrus"
February 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
"I am the eggman... I am the walrus"
I'm into car culture now
February 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm into car culture now
I found my porn name
February 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I found my porn name
Can't believe I missed a deadline last week because I played so much tennis.
February 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Can't believe I missed a deadline last week because I played so much tennis.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Cosby here putting "the rap(e)y" into therapy.
Cosby here putting "the rap(e)y" into therapy.
January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Cosby here putting "the rap(e)y" into therapy.
Cosby here putting "the rap(e)y" into therapy.
She'll be thrown into Prisoner Smell Block H
January 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
She'll be thrown into Prisoner Smell Block H