The Humble Magnificent
@apexbuffoon.bsky.social
Never look a gift horse before they hatch.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my 2-4 player card battling game in LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my 2-4 player card battling game in LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
How are you today?
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
How are you today?
Happy friday. I make electronic music as a hobby (No AI), I have a 4 track EP coming out on the 24th October.
If that's your bag, there's this...
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com/album/lost-i...
If that's your bag, there's this...
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com/album/lost-i...
Lost In Data, by Peeps
4 track album
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Happy friday. I make electronic music as a hobby (No AI), I have a 4 track EP coming out on the 24th October.
If that's your bag, there's this...
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com/album/lost-i...
If that's your bag, there's this...
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com/album/lost-i...
'Groypers' is the name for when your pants go up your bum.
'Groypers' is a Dutch-Indonesian word meaning roughly 'Have a good day, catch all the randomly-hurled luck'.
Groypers are a kind of marine parasite that attaches itself to the cloaca of certain fish species. They were first identified on groupers, where they were initially mistaken for a bacterial infection.
September 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
'Groypers' is the name for when your pants go up your bum.
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title
Tom Clancy's Somatic Exercises For Dummies
Tom Clancy's Somatic Exercises For Dummies
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title
Tom Clancy's The Gruffalo
Tom Clancy's The Gruffalo
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title
Tom Clancy’s What to Expect When You’re Expecting
Tom Clancy’s What to Expect When You’re Expecting
August 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title
Tom Clancy's Somatic Exercises For Dummies
Tom Clancy's Somatic Exercises For Dummies
It's a yes from me
August 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's a yes from me
"Last Night a DJ saved my life" - InDeep (Michael Cleveland)
A song about a local disc-jockey who'd completed a St. John's Ambulance course.
A song about a local disc-jockey who'd completed a St. John's Ambulance course.
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Last Night a DJ saved my life" - InDeep (Michael Cleveland)
A song about a local disc-jockey who'd completed a St. John's Ambulance course.
A song about a local disc-jockey who'd completed a St. John's Ambulance course.
Got called cuntish, and blocked for enjoying cold custard. If this offends you also, please unlike and nonscribe.
July 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Got called cuntish, and blocked for enjoying cold custard. If this offends you also, please unlike and nonscribe.
Me (2 weeks ago): I've learned some valuable lessons about not creating a monolithic game file, I should refactor my codebase into dedicated managers and subordinates.
Me (now): Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk off!
Me (now): Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk off!
July 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me (2 weeks ago): I've learned some valuable lessons about not creating a monolithic game file, I should refactor my codebase into dedicated managers and subordinates.
Me (now): Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk off!
Me (now): Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk off!
June 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
My gf just ordered me outside to fart, I shouted "I have rights, have you not read the Magna Farta". I think she might leave me.
June 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My gf just ordered me outside to fart, I shouted "I have rights, have you not read the Magna Farta". I think she might leave me.
A guy (late 50's) at the gym said he "boffed" Will Young's sister and I cringed so hard I got a hernia.
June 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A guy (late 50's) at the gym said he "boffed" Will Young's sister and I cringed so hard I got a hernia.
I'm amazed Guy Ritchie has never done one of his caper movies set at Christmas called 'Mint Spy'
June 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm amazed Guy Ritchie has never done one of his caper movies set at Christmas called 'Mint Spy'
Caught myself balancing my tablet between my gut and desk whilst checking a web build between devices... Now at the gym.
June 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Caught myself balancing my tablet between my gut and desk whilst checking a web build between devices... Now at the gym.
This guy is an absolute balloon, which has been apparent for a long time, but refusing to help people in the face of fascist genocide in the name of moral virtue on the record is pretty incredible. It shows up the blinkered perspective of the pious pretty starkly.
This is genuinely so bad, he can’t even answer basic questions from budding teen atheists lmfao. It’s like that scene in game of thrones when all the children ganged up and stabbed grand maester pycelle to death
May 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
This guy is an absolute balloon, which has been apparent for a long time, but refusing to help people in the face of fascist genocide in the name of moral virtue on the record is pretty incredible. It shows up the blinkered perspective of the pious pretty starkly.
Found a place that'll sell you an outdoors, grass fed plantation owner.
May 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Found a place that'll sell you an outdoors, grass fed plantation owner.
Christchurch food festival, or as it is about to be known, Christchurch fart festival
May 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Christchurch food festival, or as it is about to be known, Christchurch fart festival
Mother in law (Farage fan, Daily Mail reader) received 2 life saving operations recently says "NHS not fit for purpose and should be disbanded" after cosmetic surgery gets pushed back.
May 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Mother in law (Farage fan, Daily Mail reader) received 2 life saving operations recently says "NHS not fit for purpose and should be disbanded" after cosmetic surgery gets pushed back.
As I put the finishing touches on my homemade presentation box, replete with a tassled velvet cushion, my son turns to me and says "Wow dad, what an absolute grit show"
May 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
As I put the finishing touches on my homemade presentation box, replete with a tassled velvet cushion, my son turns to me and says "Wow dad, what an absolute grit show"
Currently making a text adventure game with card battle mechanics, investigation mechanics and a few mini-games in Lua. I am not organised enough for this.
May 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Currently making a text adventure game with card battle mechanics, investigation mechanics and a few mini-games in Lua. I am not organised enough for this.
Genuinely can't believe that serial twerp, rabble-rouser and GB News sex pest Grimes has been elected as a councillor. What's wrong, Durham County?
May 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Genuinely can't believe that serial twerp, rabble-rouser and GB News sex pest Grimes has been elected as a councillor. What's wrong, Durham County?
Discovered a barn find in Waitrose car park: in the interest of public safety I have cleaned the windscreen.
May 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Discovered a barn find in Waitrose car park: in the interest of public safety I have cleaned the windscreen.
Beethoven as Blofeld's cat in From Russia with Love
Serious question, but you know me, I'm sure I'll laugh at a funny, but I am looking for good ideas...
What actor would you love to see doing a role that is totally out of character for them.
Who and what kind of role?
What actor would you love to see doing a role that is totally out of character for them.
Who and what kind of role?
May 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Beethoven as Blofeld's cat in From Russia with Love
My cat says "Fuck you", and he is correct
April 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My cat says "Fuck you", and he is correct