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36 / North Chicago / Divorced / Aaron Rodgers scares me
Technically Sans from Undertale.
September 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Technically Sans from Undertale.
Not all about that Bass, it would seem...
September 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Not all about that Bass, it would seem...
Nobody can ever worry while eating a BURRITO
September 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Nobody can ever worry while eating a BURRITO
Every time I hit that drive through, I catch a glimpse in a rearview mirror of a grim reaper with an hourglass, except his robes are brown.
I turn my head and hes gone. I stop worrying once i get my burrito though.
I turn my head and hes gone. I stop worrying once i get my burrito though.
September 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Every time I hit that drive through, I catch a glimpse in a rearview mirror of a grim reaper with an hourglass, except his robes are brown.
I turn my head and hes gone. I stop worrying once i get my burrito though.
I turn my head and hes gone. I stop worrying once i get my burrito though.
Taco Bell has never done me dirty and that worries me deeply, as everybody seems to have a horror story from their twenties.
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Taco Bell has never done me dirty and that worries me deeply, as everybody seems to have a horror story from their twenties.
Guns are conspicuous. Drown them and make it look like an accident.
*steals maitre'd clothes, just keeps tripping on things and spilling water on Sarah*
*steals maitre'd clothes, just keeps tripping on things and spilling water on Sarah*
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Guns are conspicuous. Drown them and make it look like an accident.
*steals maitre'd clothes, just keeps tripping on things and spilling water on Sarah*
*steals maitre'd clothes, just keeps tripping on things and spilling water on Sarah*
"Its not the number of breaths you take, nor the number of moments that leave you breathless.
Its the number of blocks on social media."
-Me
Its the number of blocks on social media."
-Me
September 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"Its not the number of breaths you take, nor the number of moments that leave you breathless.
Its the number of blocks on social media."
-Me
Its the number of blocks on social media."
-Me
Would there even be toilet paper to hoard? What with those tiny hands and all
September 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Would there even be toilet paper to hoard? What with those tiny hands and all
Microwaves without that pesky radiation
September 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Microwaves without that pesky radiation
My youngests middle name is Muenster because Morgan and I liked that cheese.
September 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My youngests middle name is Muenster because Morgan and I liked that cheese.
I feel like it would be Melania who knows the book and Donnie just thinks its like the giant cannon and how thats just terrific.
September 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I feel like it would be Melania who knows the book and Donnie just thinks its like the giant cannon and how thats just terrific.
Isnt Harkonnen Barrons middle name?
September 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Isnt Harkonnen Barrons middle name?
Is this going to be about Football Jesus?
September 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Is this going to be about Football Jesus?
They werent kidding when they said this starter pack was chaos.
Hachi Machi!
Hachi Machi!
September 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They werent kidding when they said this starter pack was chaos.
Hachi Machi!
Hachi Machi!
Mythbusters in tge distance watching it all unfold through binoculars, peeved that Jackass got plutonium access before them.
September 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Mythbusters in tge distance watching it all unfold through binoculars, peeved that Jackass got plutonium access before them.