apeterrominski89.bsky.social
@apeterrominski89.bsky.social
36 / North Chicago / Divorced / Aaron Rodgers scares me
Technically Sans from Undertale.
September 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not all about that Bass, it would seem...
September 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Nobody can ever worry while eating a BURRITO
September 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Every time I hit that drive through, I catch a glimpse in a rearview mirror of a grim reaper with an hourglass, except his robes are brown.

I turn my head and hes gone. I stop worrying once i get my burrito though.
September 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Taco Bell has never done me dirty and that worries me deeply, as everybody seems to have a horror story from their twenties.
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Guns are conspicuous. Drown them and make it look like an accident.

*steals maitre'd clothes, just keeps tripping on things and spilling water on Sarah*
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Wow
September 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"Its not the number of breaths you take, nor the number of moments that leave you breathless.

Its the number of blocks on social media."
-Me
September 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Would there even be toilet paper to hoard? What with those tiny hands and all
September 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Microwaves without that pesky radiation
September 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My youngests middle name is Muenster because Morgan and I liked that cheese.
September 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I feel like it would be Melania who knows the book and Donnie just thinks its like the giant cannon and how thats just terrific.
September 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Isnt Harkonnen Barrons middle name?
September 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is this going to be about Football Jesus?
September 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They werent kidding when they said this starter pack was chaos.

Hachi Machi!
September 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Mythbusters in tge distance watching it all unfold through binoculars, peeved that Jackass got plutonium access before them.
September 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM