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Laura Dorfler
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Midwest nice
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I'm moving my annual twitter thanksgiving joke to Bluesky
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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turns out they’re still bad people and he’s a pedophile
Majorie Taylor Greene resigning and Trump being nice to Mamdani are exactly the kinds of stories pundits love talking endlessly about for days on end: earth shattering events that won't make one fucking difference in anybody's life.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
“This is what democracy looks like.”
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Cubbies!!
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I miss the days when Obama could just post his summer playlist instead of dire warnings.
September 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Let the FCC Chairman know how you feel: Brendan.Carr@fcc.gov
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The real issue isn’t left vs right.

It’s not white vs black.

It’s not citizen vs immigrant.

It’s not gay vs straight.

The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.
September 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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*Mike White checking his Survivor 50 contract to see if the CBS parking lot show is allowed to say White Locust*. #BB27
September 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Heads up. Our healthcare is heading into leeches and mustard plaster territory.
In a functional government, this would be a five alarm fire where Congress calls in Kennedy and asks him what the fuck is going on
Four more top #CDC officials have submitted their resignation in the past few hours - Debra Houry (chief medical officer), Demere Daskalakis (director of NCIRD), Daniel Jernigan (director of NCEZID) + Jen Layden (director of OPHDST) www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

It is horrifying
August 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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the entire Euro delegation should wear tan suits.
August 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I felt this video from @meidastouch.com missing something. So I added it.
August 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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People who want to protect "The Sanctity of Marriage" are always people who voted for a man who raped his first wife, deserted his family of three young children to run off with one of his mistresses, deserted her and their child for another mistress, and then cheated on her with a porn actress. 🤔
August 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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This labor shortage is getting serious.

They’re down to 1 boob……
August 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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We told you they were going to do project 2025 and it’s 2025 and they’re doing project 2025
July 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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how much of the money from the ICE/tax cuts bill is just going to go to scammers, do you think? www.richmonder.org/this-tuckaho...
This Tuckahoe home won a $1.26 billion contract for an ICE detention center. The owner isn't talking.
The company’s website is dated and largely accessible only via login.
www.richmonder.org
July 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
RIP Ryno
July 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Bad Hair Day In Scotland https://twp.ai/4ipkEP
politizoom.com
Bad Hair Day In Scotland
twp.ai
July 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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National treasure, Pete Crow-Armstrong.
July 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Storm warning more like stormtroopers warning
July 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM