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Late 20's // Your local friendly Cajun Jew ✡️⚜️// Veteran // Malware Analyst/Reverse Engineer // Source Mod Developer
❤️ @fractaledge.bsky.social
📍Baltimore, MD, USA
Late 20's // Your local friendly Cajun Jew ✡️⚜️// Veteran // Malware Analyst/Reverse Engineer // Source Mod Developer
❤️ @fractaledge.bsky.social
📍Baltimore, MD, USA
@fractaledge.bsky.social and I went on a dinner cruise in the inner harbor for our anniversary. Another couple booked a romantic rose table package, but they were a no-show at departure so they upgraded our seating to it. It was even a window seat lol
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
@fractaledge.bsky.social and I went on a dinner cruise in the inner harbor for our anniversary. Another couple booked a romantic rose table package, but they were a no-show at departure so they upgraded our seating to it. It was even a window seat lol
This is why I don't like Screenspace Reflections. In what universe does a mirror show your backside?
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is why I don't like Screenspace Reflections. In what universe does a mirror show your backside?
Quite happy with how my Arctic door model and UV texture came out 😊
Made it all from the ground up
Made it all from the ground up
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Quite happy with how my Arctic door model and UV texture came out 😊
Made it all from the ground up
Made it all from the ground up
Got this push notification. Why the hell is Yahoo mail trying to gamify reading emails lol
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Got this push notification. Why the hell is Yahoo mail trying to gamify reading emails lol
Every now and then I feel this sort of deep longing for being in the military again. There were so many reasons why I left, and I was 100% sure of myself when I separated.
I just can't shake this feeling of loss for some reason. I guess I'm institutionalized like any other veteran.
I just can't shake this feeling of loss for some reason. I guess I'm institutionalized like any other veteran.
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Every now and then I feel this sort of deep longing for being in the military again. There were so many reasons why I left, and I was 100% sure of myself when I separated.
I just can't shake this feeling of loss for some reason. I guess I'm institutionalized like any other veteran.
I just can't shake this feeling of loss for some reason. I guess I'm institutionalized like any other veteran.
If I have to hear "Mori No Chiisana Restaurant" one more time, I'm gonna lose my shit
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If I have to hear "Mori No Chiisana Restaurant" one more time, I'm gonna lose my shit
Remember when Vine was a thing? That was a good social media platform. Just 6 seconds to do something creative, fun, or hilarious. Not nearly enough time to convince the geriatrics that vaccines cause autism...
It was a simpler time
It was a simpler time
October 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Remember when Vine was a thing? That was a good social media platform. Just 6 seconds to do something creative, fun, or hilarious. Not nearly enough time to convince the geriatrics that vaccines cause autism...
It was a simpler time
It was a simpler time
Tired of looking at green (bad) musk cloud. Can't wait to look white (good) musk cloud.
September 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Tired of looking at green (bad) musk cloud. Can't wait to look white (good) musk cloud.
Can't believe it's been 9 months since I had to say goodbye to this cheeky little girl. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about her. I miss that sweet little angel so much
September 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Can't believe it's been 9 months since I had to say goodbye to this cheeky little girl. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about her. I miss that sweet little angel so much
Maybe this is a Boomer thing to say, but I miss old YouTube and by extension, old internet. I have fond memories surfing old YouTube, watching small-time skits, and feeling like anything I could ever want to learn how to do was at my fingertips. It's all algorithmic manipulation now...
August 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Maybe this is a Boomer thing to say, but I miss old YouTube and by extension, old internet. I have fond memories surfing old YouTube, watching small-time skits, and feeling like anything I could ever want to learn how to do was at my fingertips. It's all algorithmic manipulation now...
I love the late summer weather. The 72F breeze feels so good
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I love the late summer weather. The 72F breeze feels so good
I've been a technical professional for 10 years and my new job I signed an offer letter for is asking to see my High School transcripts. Wtf? Now I have to request a copy and who knows how long that'll take...
August 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I've been a technical professional for 10 years and my new job I signed an offer letter for is asking to see my High School transcripts. Wtf? Now I have to request a copy and who knows how long that'll take...
I finished Death Stranding 2 a few days ago, and for the most part, I thought it was great. I can't help but feel it wasn't challenging enough though and a little disappointing. I got the trike and the truck vehicles very early on, so I kinda felt like I breezed through every challenge.
July 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I finished Death Stranding 2 a few days ago, and for the most part, I thought it was great. I can't help but feel it wasn't challenging enough though and a little disappointing. I got the trike and the truck vehicles very early on, so I kinda felt like I breezed through every challenge.
So sad about Jujubes candy being discontinued. One of my favorite candies :(
July 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So sad about Jujubes candy being discontinued. One of my favorite candies :(
Some people might think this is a pain in the ass, but I kinda love it when a video game makes me pull out a pen and paper for notes. Something very satisfying about it. Bonus points if I need to do some calculations on it
July 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Some people might think this is a pain in the ass, but I kinda love it when a video game makes me pull out a pen and paper for notes. Something very satisfying about it. Bonus points if I need to do some calculations on it
@timheidecker.bsky.social
I have a Cinco product for you, Tim:
The B'Hive - a live beehive you wear on your head. A straw feeds you honey from it, and you need to remove 4 teeth so the straw can rest comfortably in your mouth at all times. Happy B'Hive-Time!
I have a Cinco product for you, Tim:
The B'Hive - a live beehive you wear on your head. A straw feeds you honey from it, and you need to remove 4 teeth so the straw can rest comfortably in your mouth at all times. Happy B'Hive-Time!
July 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
@timheidecker.bsky.social
I have a Cinco product for you, Tim:
The B'Hive - a live beehive you wear on your head. A straw feeds you honey from it, and you need to remove 4 teeth so the straw can rest comfortably in your mouth at all times. Happy B'Hive-Time!
I have a Cinco product for you, Tim:
The B'Hive - a live beehive you wear on your head. A straw feeds you honey from it, and you need to remove 4 teeth so the straw can rest comfortably in your mouth at all times. Happy B'Hive-Time!
I made a post on /r/MandelaEffect regarding a movie I recently rewatched. It was a scene from Magnolia that I vividly remember, but made no appearance. My post was removed because of breaking the "Does Anyone Else?" policy.
Very silly since the most recent post was from 2 days ago.
Very silly since the most recent post was from 2 days ago.
July 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I made a post on /r/MandelaEffect regarding a movie I recently rewatched. It was a scene from Magnolia that I vividly remember, but made no appearance. My post was removed because of breaking the "Does Anyone Else?" policy.
Very silly since the most recent post was from 2 days ago.
Very silly since the most recent post was from 2 days ago.
When I bring this little dude to the vet, he hates being put in this cat carrier, but when he's not at risk of going to the vet, he loves to jump in to relax and snooze lol
July 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When I bring this little dude to the vet, he hates being put in this cat carrier, but when he's not at risk of going to the vet, he loves to jump in to relax and snooze lol
Thinking about that poster from the "Nice Guy" convention in Magnolia lol
July 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Thinking about that poster from the "Nice Guy" convention in Magnolia lol
The Half-Life games are my favorite of all time, but Death Stranding 1 and 2 really gives them a run for their money.
The unapologetic sincerity of DS1 and DS2's story really speaks to me - even when it's silly and a little hard to take seriously.
I'm just tired of irony in storytelling I guess.
The unapologetic sincerity of DS1 and DS2's story really speaks to me - even when it's silly and a little hard to take seriously.
I'm just tired of irony in storytelling I guess.
July 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The Half-Life games are my favorite of all time, but Death Stranding 1 and 2 really gives them a run for their money.
The unapologetic sincerity of DS1 and DS2's story really speaks to me - even when it's silly and a little hard to take seriously.
I'm just tired of irony in storytelling I guess.
The unapologetic sincerity of DS1 and DS2's story really speaks to me - even when it's silly and a little hard to take seriously.
I'm just tired of irony in storytelling I guess.
Been playing Death Stranding 2 since yesterday. Freakin love it so far, and I'm not even passed the first chapter. I will say, there's a certain je ne sais quoi to it that reminds me of MGS V. Can't quite articulate why at this current time though
June 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Been playing Death Stranding 2 since yesterday. Freakin love it so far, and I'm not even passed the first chapter. I will say, there's a certain je ne sais quoi to it that reminds me of MGS V. Can't quite articulate why at this current time though
Watched The Book of Mormon on Broadway last weekend and the highlight of it was one of the actors on stage absolutely struggling to keep a straight face in one of the finale songs. Nothing quite as funny as a world-class theatre actor on the brink of losing it because of crowd feedback!
June 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Watched The Book of Mormon on Broadway last weekend and the highlight of it was one of the actors on stage absolutely struggling to keep a straight face in one of the finale songs. Nothing quite as funny as a world-class theatre actor on the brink of losing it because of crowd feedback!
A subtle (yet ever-present) mechanic I loved about Death Stranding is the connection system. I've never played a game where friendly characters say, "I appreciate the things you do for me, and I value you as a friend."
Most hero games revolve around, "You're so bad ass, can you do this for me?"
Most hero games revolve around, "You're so bad ass, can you do this for me?"
June 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A subtle (yet ever-present) mechanic I loved about Death Stranding is the connection system. I've never played a game where friendly characters say, "I appreciate the things you do for me, and I value you as a friend."
Most hero games revolve around, "You're so bad ass, can you do this for me?"
Most hero games revolve around, "You're so bad ass, can you do this for me?"
Damn, I did not know you could kill "The Elder" in Death Stranding if you neglect to deliver his packages frequently enough. I feel guilty as hell.
June 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Damn, I did not know you could kill "The Elder" in Death Stranding if you neglect to deliver his packages frequently enough. I feel guilty as hell.