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APE-AHAB
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Director of MONSTER CROWN: SIN EATER @monstercrown.bsky.social

Man of ape-like quality. Not a people person.
how it feels to just click on an emulator I set up five years ago and click "Open ROM" instead of using retroarch or ass-u or whatever the fuck
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
new delhi indeed listings:
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
comments lol
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
And then, when she DOES disobey the orders given to her by way of Computer!Adam, he says "yeah, you were right to say it. go fuck that shit up, lady" and he's firmly in her corner. so they didnt just fuck Samus up, they fucked Adam up too, for no reason at all.
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
and to top all this off she has daddy issues over this guy to such a degree that she will acquiesce to his orders (she does not work for him!) with zero pushback no matter how stupid they are even though she disobeys his AI clone equivalent MULTIPLE TIMES in Fusion itself to do the RIGHT THING
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
in metroid fusion she wistfully recounts her time with her somewhat dry CO who had funny affectations that her new ship computer buddy reminds her of and then it turns out this Adam fellow died literally last week. and he was terrible at his job.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Samus killed ridley anywhere between two and five times between metroid 1 and super metroid depending on your perspective and only now does she get some wack ass PTSD attack. and its not even actually ridley its just some furby that's pretending to be ridley
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM