APE-AHAB
@ape-ahab.com
Director of MONSTER CROWN: SIN EATER @monstercrown.bsky.social
Man of ape-like quality. Not a people person.
Man of ape-like quality. Not a people person.
the BBC and Toei Doga going band for band on who can preserve their own television output the worst
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
the BBC and Toei Doga going band for band on who can preserve their own television output the worst
how it feels to just click on an emulator I set up five years ago and click "Open ROM" instead of using retroarch or ass-u or whatever the fuck
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
how it feels to just click on an emulator I set up five years ago and click "Open ROM" instead of using retroarch or ass-u or whatever the fuck
11. Many people know that Gen 1 has crit rates based on the base speed stat of the pokemon, but what most don't know is that many pokemon were actually intentionally balanced around this fact - core to their identity!
Never stopped to think why Electrode learns no STAB levelling up? Now you know.
Never stopped to think why Electrode learns no STAB levelling up? Now you know.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
11. Many people know that Gen 1 has crit rates based on the base speed stat of the pokemon, but what most don't know is that many pokemon were actually intentionally balanced around this fact - core to their identity!
Never stopped to think why Electrode learns no STAB levelling up? Now you know.
Never stopped to think why Electrode learns no STAB levelling up? Now you know.
just got a 120hz hdr monitor
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
just got a 120hz hdr monitor
have an ancient shitpost i drew
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
have an ancient shitpost i drew
new delhi indeed listings:
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
new delhi indeed listings:
i have to give it to my boy Melos
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i have to give it to my boy Melos
hard to decide between these two
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
hard to decide between these two
>saved the world from a pervasive and ancient evil (gay vampire/bad video game distribution on PC)
>disappeared from public view for ten years
>got really into marine biology
>disappeared from public view for ten years
>got really into marine biology
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
>saved the world from a pervasive and ancient evil (gay vampire/bad video game distribution on PC)
>disappeared from public view for ten years
>got really into marine biology
>disappeared from public view for ten years
>got really into marine biology
And then, when she DOES disobey the orders given to her by way of Computer!Adam, he says "yeah, you were right to say it. go fuck that shit up, lady" and he's firmly in her corner. so they didnt just fuck Samus up, they fucked Adam up too, for no reason at all.
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
And then, when she DOES disobey the orders given to her by way of Computer!Adam, he says "yeah, you were right to say it. go fuck that shit up, lady" and he's firmly in her corner. so they didnt just fuck Samus up, they fucked Adam up too, for no reason at all.
and to top all this off she has daddy issues over this guy to such a degree that she will acquiesce to his orders (she does not work for him!) with zero pushback no matter how stupid they are even though she disobeys his AI clone equivalent MULTIPLE TIMES in Fusion itself to do the RIGHT THING
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
and to top all this off she has daddy issues over this guy to such a degree that she will acquiesce to his orders (she does not work for him!) with zero pushback no matter how stupid they are even though she disobeys his AI clone equivalent MULTIPLE TIMES in Fusion itself to do the RIGHT THING
in metroid fusion she wistfully recounts her time with her somewhat dry CO who had funny affectations that her new ship computer buddy reminds her of and then it turns out this Adam fellow died literally last week. and he was terrible at his job.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
in metroid fusion she wistfully recounts her time with her somewhat dry CO who had funny affectations that her new ship computer buddy reminds her of and then it turns out this Adam fellow died literally last week. and he was terrible at his job.
Samus killed ridley anywhere between two and five times between metroid 1 and super metroid depending on your perspective and only now does she get some wack ass PTSD attack. and its not even actually ridley its just some furby that's pretending to be ridley
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Samus killed ridley anywhere between two and five times between metroid 1 and super metroid depending on your perspective and only now does she get some wack ass PTSD attack. and its not even actually ridley its just some furby that's pretending to be ridley