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Anxiyeti
@anxiyeti.bsky.social
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Movie dork, board game nerd, metal head, mental health prisoner
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Please remember first and foremost I am a complete moron
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More of this, less of people who think horoscopes are real / try to dispatch demons with their grandpa's magic sword
a woman holding her head between her hands in shock and a man doing the 'yikes' grimace directly into the camera
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
one of the best twerts
Dustin Couch- nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
If it passes, malicious compliance. Suddenly every FL college has a "Charlie Kirk Sucked Ave"
Senator Carlos Guillermo Smith tweet: "THIS after the State of Florida squandered millions in taxpayer dollars stripping and bulldozing rainbow crosswalks across the state saying our roads "will not be commandeered for political purposes." I will NOT vote for this bill under any circumstances." Headline: Proposed book would require Florida colleges to rename roads after Charlie Kirk or lose state funding
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
Everything is terrible except somewhere out there someone is eating Shaq gummies
Package of "Shaq A Licious XL Gummies" which are in the shape of Shaw's head, in peach, berry punch, and orange flavors
October 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
You were hired for the festival BY THE SAUDI GOVERNMENT you fucking hypocritical sell-out. Fuck you

variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Despite the criticism, Burr remained unapologetic on the episode. "People are cool. Governments are the problem," Burr said. "Every time I travel, I learn the same things. And the people I met there? They just wanted to laugh. And they fucking did."
October 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
Foundations and Omenpaths constructed is a silly format, but I'll take any chance I can to play a classic esper control style deck
#mtg #mtgarena
It's a decklist, I don't want to type it all out sorry.
October 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Hey Google you AI fucking sucks so hard
Google search for "Doug Benson Friends" AI Overview: "Comedian Doug Benson does not appear in the TV show Friends." Literally a picture of Doug Benson in a scene with Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox A zoomed in picture of clearly Doug Benson
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
"wow they keep talking about black pudding on this British show, wonder what it is"

Y'all got a start naming your foods better cause this is a crime
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
They arrived! On the left, old, worn to death "Behold... The Arctopus" shirt I got at Maryland Deathfest almost 20 years ago, on the right the new one I had printed.

And then ya gotta have some #BlackSabbath worship in there

#metal #heavymetal
side by side, yellow t-shirts featuring gnarly, blue-ish futuristic animal skulls with long fangs cream colored t shirt with the words "Sabbath Worship" in the original Black Sabbath album font
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
Freddy Mercury striking an iconic pose, white tank top, acid washed jeans, studded belt and studded arm band, arm raised and lips pursed
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
Do I have to point to That One The Onion Headline again?
The Onion, News: 'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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A picture of Annie Potts' character Janine Melnitz from "Ghostbusters" with a look of disinterest / apathy
September 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Just thinkin about this evergreen @bakoon.bsky.social tweet
a US flag emoji surrounded by fire emojis. "favorite this post to burn one (1) digital flag"
August 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
Google AI is dumb as shit but I am cackling my ass off right now
Google search for "Dorf", the Tim Conway comedy character, who is a "dwarf" ala Tim Conway standing on his knees. [AI summary: Dorf is a fictional character from the 1978 film Holocaust, a miniseries that portrayed the atrocities of the Holocaust. He is a composite character, a genocidal killer and loving family man, designed to evoke sympathy while embodying the chilling banality of evil, similar to figures like Adolf Eichmann but with a more relatable persona.]
August 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
I decided to make my #Discounty character Jean-Ralphio, think I did a pretty good job 😊
He's doing surprisingly well running a grocery store too ;P

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Pixel art from the game "Discounty". Player character is a white guy with big, poofy brown hair, brown eyes, a pink suit-jacket and purple scarf, black pants, green shoes. Supposed to look like Jean-Ralphio from Parks & Rec.
August 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
I love this game
#NubbysNumberFactory
Victory screen with "New Highscore! 107.3 Trillion points" Screen that says, "You broke the game. Restock x10,000. Divine score" Screen that says "Gane Over! New Highscore! 2.5 q." (I'm guessing that means 'quadrillion'?)
August 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The look to camera here, oy yoy yoy

He just looks so defeated by this other guy's stupidity
Jubilee "Surrounded" video. Political commentator Sam Seder gives a quick exasperated look to the camera. His debate opponent says, "that is not true, that is not true" about (US) government agencies not being taxed because they are funded by the government
July 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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You know you're nice and spiced up when you're like, "hmm what movie should I watch tonight?" and then you end up watching three King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard live-shows in a row
Emoji that's blazed
July 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
Watching Jackpot and y'all that's just a sketch artist drawing of Jason Isaacs
Pic of a "choose a prosthetic disguise" thing and the illustrated face on the screen looks kinda like actor Jason Isaacs
July 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
The astronaut meme- one astronaut looking at earth while another behind them points a gun at them Astronaut 1: "They're murdering Americans for money?" Astronaut 2: "Always has been"
July 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
For some reason the old reality show "Beauty and the Geek" popped into my head so I googled it and holy shit
#wtf
Google results: Top Stories - 'Beauty and the Geek' star Arrested for Beheading Boyfriend Posted about 14 hours ago
July 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
Man I hope this is for a Patreon episode and not a cry for help
Griffin Newman's letterbox'd - "Corky Ramano 2001. Rewatched June 21, 2025" The movie poster says "WHO IS CORKY" and has a picture of Chris Kattan's head wide eyed with a big smile but his eyes aren't smiling. It looks creepy
June 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
Who needs an essential oil diffuser when you have a little fan
A small desk fan with an open bottle of "Bavarian Custard flavor" essential oil in front of it
June 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
anxiyeti.bsky.social
Christ, this fucking dork again

I'm gonna keep saying it: criticizing Trump for draft dodging is stupid. How many wars has the US joined or instigated based on complete unjustified bullshit? Especially the Vietnam war? Trump is a piece of shit for so many reasons, dodging Vietnam isn't one of them
Noted scumbag and "journalist" David Leavitt (the guy who joked about the Manchester bombing and called the police because Target wouldn't sell him an electric toothbrush for a penny) posts "repost if you agree -- a picture of Wonder Woman punching Trump and shouting"draft dodgers don't deserve a military parade!""
May 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Republicans stop misinterpreting "Born in the USA" challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
Republican California Governor candidate Steve Hilton wrote on X: "I may not have been 'born in the USA' like Bruce Springsteen, but I moved here and became an American by choice. So I'm disgusted to see him running around England criticizing our country. Maybe he should stay there!"
May 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM