Emily Essley
@antimle.bsky.social
Bureaucramancer. Relative Value Unit Shifter. (f)Artsy. Bicycle Enthusiast. Auntie Phở. She/Her. Avatar: A b/w photo of a woman wearing headphones with a cassette tape sprockets for eyes. Zig zag "lightning bolts" indicate music playing on the headphones.
Yes! This is out my front porch, so suboptimal viewing conditions.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Yes! This is out my front porch, so suboptimal viewing conditions.
From my very light polluted front porch.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
From my very light polluted front porch.
Thank you to @kkjetelina.bsky.social for highlighting the biggest Halloween risk for kids: cars!
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Thank you to @kkjetelina.bsky.social for highlighting the biggest Halloween risk for kids: cars!
"She's fuzzy and brown, she's low to the ground, she's on the hunt she's after you."
October 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"She's fuzzy and brown, she's low to the ground, she's on the hunt she's after you."
I never got my "beautiful sign, professionally made" from Antifa HQ, so I had to make one myself.
October 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I never got my "beautiful sign, professionally made" from Antifa HQ, so I had to make one myself.
We actually got pretty great weather, as it turned out. I have to share this video of some random dude parasailing at the coast. For some reason, this struck us all as hilarious.
October 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We actually got pretty great weather, as it turned out. I have to share this video of some random dude parasailing at the coast. For some reason, this struck us all as hilarious.
The girlfriend of the founder of Antifa.
October 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The girlfriend of the founder of Antifa.
Cat tax: (she was a good kitty)
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Cat tax: (she was a good kitty)
First popularized by fictional princess Fedora, no less!
![Wikipedia entry on Fedora history
▲ History
The term fedora was in use as early as 1891. As a homburg style in the shape of a Panama Hat, its popularity soared, and eventually it eclipsed the homborg. [2] The word fedora comes from the title of an 1882 play by dramatist Victorien Sardou, Fédora, which was written for Sarah Bernhardt. [10]
The play was first performed in the United States in 1889. Bernhardt played Princess Fédora Romazoff, the heroine of the play. During the play, Bernhardt-a noted cross-dresser-wore a center-creased, soft brimmed hat. The hat was fashionable for women, and the women's rights movement adopted it as a symbol. [11]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmiluzxfq5xy26voa4z5bz6s/bafkreibozalnjw2q73kw7mh2bvvmap4keuogjntnbuyv67t7muwsa7cmfy@jpeg)
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
First popularized by fictional princess Fedora, no less!
Knuckles Noodle took a crack at a graphic representation of the 82nd Ave Airborne Division.
October 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Knuckles Noodle took a crack at a graphic representation of the 82nd Ave Airborne Division.
Hahahaha, it's not me, but love that my friends think it could be. I've actually never done the Naked Bike Ride. (!) I might do this one.
October 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hahahaha, it's not me, but love that my friends think it could be. I've actually never done the Naked Bike Ride. (!) I might do this one.
Saw this lovely lass on the walk to school.
September 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Saw this lovely lass on the walk to school.
Only Lance Armstrong could make this journey.
September 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Only Lance Armstrong could make this journey.
My mom just sent me a WaPo article about war ravaged Portland, and where on earth do they think South Waterfront is? Not bikeable? It's home to the biggest bike valet in the country! 😂
September 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My mom just sent me a WaPo article about war ravaged Portland, and where on earth do they think South Waterfront is? Not bikeable? It's home to the biggest bike valet in the country! 😂
Roving gangs of delinquents patrolling the streets. #WarTornPortland
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Roving gangs of delinquents patrolling the streets. #WarTornPortland
Expert pancakes, there! We were there not long ago- I was pretty proud of my snail cakes. 😂
September 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Expert pancakes, there! We were there not long ago- I was pretty proud of my snail cakes. 😂
Went to witness the Bird Tornado. Selfishly pleased they moved to the east side.
September 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Went to witness the Bird Tornado. Selfishly pleased they moved to the east side.
This local Jorts merch is named Cheddar. Knuckles has been visiting him since she was tiny. ❤️
September 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This local Jorts merch is named Cheddar. Knuckles has been visiting him since she was tiny. ❤️
If you see this quote with the energy you bring to Blue sky. With Alt Text.
September 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you see this quote with the energy you bring to Blue sky. With Alt Text.
Bike Happy Hour with Mayor Wilson was a bit of a cluster, but my kid and her buddy have me a makeover. (It's half kitty, half butterfly.)
September 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bike Happy Hour with Mayor Wilson was a bit of a cluster, but my kid and her buddy have me a makeover. (It's half kitty, half butterfly.)