Fuzzywigs Old Rubber Chicken Factory
@antimaterialman.bsky.social
Finger pistol appreciator
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northern groundsman: ayup lass thy best get thyself into t'barn. Is cold up on t'moors aye
effete journal writer: a kindly Turk spoke to me today, and warned in his oriental tongue of the perils of travelling so far from dear London. What a hardy, kindly breed the Mohammadan is!
effete journal writer: a kindly Turk spoke to me today, and warned in his oriental tongue of the perils of travelling so far from dear London. What a hardy, kindly breed the Mohammadan is!
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
northern groundsman: ayup lass thy best get thyself into t'barn. Is cold up on t'moors aye
effete journal writer: a kindly Turk spoke to me today, and warned in his oriental tongue of the perils of travelling so far from dear London. What a hardy, kindly breed the Mohammadan is!
effete journal writer: a kindly Turk spoke to me today, and warned in his oriental tongue of the perils of travelling so far from dear London. What a hardy, kindly breed the Mohammadan is!
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This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"
Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"
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Sadly, I assume the best ones have already been eaten
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Sadly, I assume the best ones have already been eaten
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How exactly is claiming that illegal immigration is "tearing our country apart", as Mahmood does, any different from Powell's rivers of blood?
(Powell was a Tory shadow minister. He got swiftly sacked for it. Mahmood is a Labour Secretary of State. This is Labour policy)
(Powell was a Tory shadow minister. He got swiftly sacked for it. Mahmood is a Labour Secretary of State. This is Labour policy)
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
How exactly is claiming that illegal immigration is "tearing our country apart", as Mahmood does, any different from Powell's rivers of blood?
(Powell was a Tory shadow minister. He got swiftly sacked for it. Mahmood is a Labour Secretary of State. This is Labour policy)
(Powell was a Tory shadow minister. He got swiftly sacked for it. Mahmood is a Labour Secretary of State. This is Labour policy)
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gay obama be like uhhhh lemme be queer
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
gay obama be like uhhhh lemme be queer
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There are 4 types of Star Trek episodes:
- someone from a crew member’s past comes back to cause trouble.
- an impossible moral dilemma is solved… somehow
- oops, I fucked a ghost
- the holo-deck sure is crazy and dangerous
- someone from a crew member’s past comes back to cause trouble.
- an impossible moral dilemma is solved… somehow
- oops, I fucked a ghost
- the holo-deck sure is crazy and dangerous
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
There are 4 types of Star Trek episodes:
- someone from a crew member’s past comes back to cause trouble.
- an impossible moral dilemma is solved… somehow
- oops, I fucked a ghost
- the holo-deck sure is crazy and dangerous
- someone from a crew member’s past comes back to cause trouble.
- an impossible moral dilemma is solved… somehow
- oops, I fucked a ghost
- the holo-deck sure is crazy and dangerous
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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commit exactly one heinous crime that haunts you for the rest of your days. never tell a soul. this will allow you to look brooding and mysterious when you sit alone at a bar table in the wee hours of the morning.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
commit exactly one heinous crime that haunts you for the rest of your days. never tell a soul. this will allow you to look brooding and mysterious when you sit alone at a bar table in the wee hours of the morning.
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techbros are basically just the social darwinist generals of world war one but back for revenge; the same idiocy about disruption fuelling vague progress in an even more socially deletrious and influental position. "move fast, break things" could be the motto of 1914
August 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
techbros are basically just the social darwinist generals of world war one but back for revenge; the same idiocy about disruption fuelling vague progress in an even more socially deletrious and influental position. "move fast, break things" could be the motto of 1914
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me: so if you think about it there could actually be something like the kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean™ down there. we dont know
her, desperate: did you know they killed charlie kirk. could you please have any opinion on that
me: the fucking president???
her, desperate: did you know they killed charlie kirk. could you please have any opinion on that
me: the fucking president???
September 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
me: so if you think about it there could actually be something like the kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean™ down there. we dont know
her, desperate: did you know they killed charlie kirk. could you please have any opinion on that
me: the fucking president???
her, desperate: did you know they killed charlie kirk. could you please have any opinion on that
me: the fucking president???
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Roman history books tell you all about this complex liberty-based political system of checks and balances and then proceed to "Brutus Maximus was not allowed to be consul so he made up the job of superconsul 2 and then bribed everyone in Rome until it was real. Cicero was mad"
September 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Roman history books tell you all about this complex liberty-based political system of checks and balances and then proceed to "Brutus Maximus was not allowed to be consul so he made up the job of superconsul 2 and then bribed everyone in Rome until it was real. Cicero was mad"
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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blessed are those who plant trees under whose shade they will never sit
August 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
blessed are those who plant trees under whose shade they will never sit
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
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bro they can finally make u a cock ring bro
August 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
bro they can finally make u a cock ring bro
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If you're curious, the actual article on Superman from Das Schwarze Korps (the official publication of the SS) can be found translated into English here:
share.google/yzZZpMVHBRxj...
share.google/yzZZpMVHBRxj...
July 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you're curious, the actual article on Superman from Das Schwarze Korps (the official publication of the SS) can be found translated into English here:
share.google/yzZZpMVHBRxj...
share.google/yzZZpMVHBRxj...
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Make smaller, grosser websites that are harder to use
July 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Make smaller, grosser websites that are harder to use
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kneecap have been ordered to inhale helium before their set, to detract credibility from their songs
June 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
kneecap have been ordered to inhale helium before their set, to detract credibility from their songs
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it's some kind of dark humor that Israel's answer to MAD has been to adopt basically Schrodinger's Cat as an official state WMD policy
Useful reminder that Israel is believed to have 90 nuclear weapons. Also, Israel is not party to the nuclear non proliferation treaty, and has not accepted IAEA safeguards on some of its principle nuclear activities.
But yes, only Iran is the rogue state...
But yes, only Iran is the rogue state...
June 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
it's some kind of dark humor that Israel's answer to MAD has been to adopt basically Schrodinger's Cat as an official state WMD policy
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I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."
June 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."
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TIL that Diego Luna was a Zapatista??? BRO
June 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
TIL that Diego Luna was a Zapatista??? BRO
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“Firing back”
Gotta wonder about the value and wisdom of "there is a shopping cart on fire" news updates in the paper of record
June 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“Firing back”
Call my dick a Swiss Army knife because people are always surprised that there's a toothpick in there
May 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Call my dick a Swiss Army knife because people are always surprised that there's a toothpick in there