Prince "andrews" ?
"clinton pastrana" ? (appears to be a dinner between 2 people)
"mongolia" ?
"shumer" ??

What you need to do is have them not be the protagonist at all, but the person who *helps* the protagonist. Sherlock Holmes is never the one to whom the interesting thing happens, he's the one who investigates interesting things happening to others.

I've been thinking for a while that the ability to make custom plastic tchotchkes on demand isn't going to do anything good for our planetary "too much plastic everywhere" issue.

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