Anthony Donovan
@anthonydonovan.bsky.social
Actor, writer, food blogger, social media manager, content creator, YouTube host, podcast host, singer, illustrator, cartoonist and sign artist. I’m tired a lot.
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About the author: Gen X, Rhode Island-born, San Diego-based, Gay (happily partnered to another gay), Disney adult, trivia whiz, advance level Prince fan, Broadway nerd, dog stepdad, Mouseketeer-adjacent, award winning television comedy writer, TikTok famous sign monkey, can sneeze with my eyes open.
Can confirm.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can confirm.
You can not be everywhere all at once. You are not the shredded cheese on a Taco Bell taco.
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You can not be everywhere all at once. You are not the shredded cheese on a Taco Bell taco.
“I know my rights”
-Someone who absolutely does not know their rights
-Someone who absolutely does not know their rights
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“I know my rights”
-Someone who absolutely does not know their rights
-Someone who absolutely does not know their rights
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
The way I’d be booking the flight TONIGHT
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The way I’d be booking the flight TONIGHT
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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we all got that one homie who's drawn in a different art style
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
we all got that one homie who's drawn in a different art style
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the best revenge is living well the second best is the flaming poop bag
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the best revenge is living well the second best is the flaming poop bag
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I was looking forward to attending the No Kings rally tomorrow, but all this paperwork I have to fill out to get my money from George Soros is a huge pain in the ass.
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I was looking forward to attending the No Kings rally tomorrow, but all this paperwork I have to fill out to get my money from George Soros is a huge pain in the ass.
If you are a server under the age of 60 who doesn’t write my order down, just know it’s not a clear path to earning my trust.
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you are a server under the age of 60 who doesn’t write my order down, just know it’s not a clear path to earning my trust.
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Turns out they don't make guacamole at your table here. No one knows who that guy was.
October 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Turns out they don't make guacamole at your table here. No one knows who that guy was.
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a trader joe’s employee who says “really? these fucking suck, in my honest opinion” to every single item in your cart
September 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
a trader joe’s employee who says “really? these fucking suck, in my honest opinion” to every single item in your cart
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I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head
September 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head
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Me: *makes a single small purchase from a brand*
Brand: We are now betrothed
Brand: We are now betrothed
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Me: *makes a single small purchase from a brand*
Brand: We are now betrothed
Brand: We are now betrothed
Believe it or not, it is possible to have a wife and young children while still being a complete piece of shit excuse for a human being.
September 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Believe it or not, it is possible to have a wife and young children while still being a complete piece of shit excuse for a human being.
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the guy talked into microphones for hours every single day and none of his supporters are honoring his memory by posting anything he ever said.
September 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the guy talked into microphones for hours every single day and none of his supporters are honoring his memory by posting anything he ever said.
Just a reminder that yes, this is in fact, exactly who we are as a country. Through and through.
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just a reminder that yes, this is in fact, exactly who we are as a country. Through and through.
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who are you gonna believe, literally every scientist or the anti-vax whack job who would be yelling on a street corner at midnight if his last name wasn't "kennedy"?
September 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
who are you gonna believe, literally every scientist or the anti-vax whack job who would be yelling on a street corner at midnight if his last name wasn't "kennedy"?
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
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Live your life in such a way that, upon realizing that you are probably p seriously ill, millions of people are not torn between hoping you die as soon as a body can possibly shuffle off its mortal coil and hoping that you survive long enough to go to prison and die there.
September 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Live your life in such a way that, upon realizing that you are probably p seriously ill, millions of people are not torn between hoping you die as soon as a body can possibly shuffle off its mortal coil and hoping that you survive long enough to go to prison and die there.
And to answer your question, Olivia Newton John, NO, I have in fact never been mellow.
August 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And to answer your question, Olivia Newton John, NO, I have in fact never been mellow.
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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Capitalism turns life itself into a subscription service, as if the act of having a body is just another big ticket item you purchased from the existence store.
But being alive is an almost infinitely inelastic commodity, and there is no competition to keep the cost down.
But being alive is an almost infinitely inelastic commodity, and there is no competition to keep the cost down.
July 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Capitalism turns life itself into a subscription service, as if the act of having a body is just another big ticket item you purchased from the existence store.
But being alive is an almost infinitely inelastic commodity, and there is no competition to keep the cost down.
But being alive is an almost infinitely inelastic commodity, and there is no competition to keep the cost down.
Next announcement from the WH: “the list doesn’t exist but Biden and The Clintons are definitely on it.”
July 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Next announcement from the WH: “the list doesn’t exist but Biden and The Clintons are definitely on it.”