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John Morris
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lapsed electrical engineer; still not enough paid music gigs to quit the day job; builder of rule engines and tools to help people get jobs. he/him
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In one year I

- wrote a book
- raised $250,000 by myself for my nonprofit to help women impacted by incarceration
- delivered almost 100,000 menstrual products to incarcerated women in 6 states
- excelled at my new role as a Senior Epidemiologist at my actual job
- met my 1st boyfriend

What a year
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Chicago Pile-1 led directly to the secret construction of the X-10 graphite reactor at Oak Ridge, Tennessee (left), and the B Reactor at Hanford, Washington (right). The latter produced plutonium for the first atomic bomb, detonated 957 days later about 35 miles southeast of Socorro, New Mexico.
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Ted Petry, the last of the 49 witnesses to this world-changing event, died in 2018 (he commemorated the 75th anniversary in 2017). Petry was a 17-year-old high school student who worked as a laborer building the 20-foot-tall pile out of tons of ultra-pure graphite, uranium metal, and uranium oxide.
Ted Petry, last known witness to pioneering nuclear reaction at UChicago, 1924-2018
South Side teen saw history made when scientists conducted first nuclear chain reaction
news.uchicago.edu
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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There is nothing more dangerous than these “earned wage access” services that make you pay to get access to your paycheck a week or 2 early. Companies like Walmart are even calling this part of employee benefits.

That is a payday loan. And now so integrated it cannot be regulated
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Middle-aged dudes are indeed my primary sales demographic (a fact I am untroubled by, being a middle-aged dude myself), but recent books, particularly Starter Villain, have skewed my readership younger and more genderly-diverse. Behold the power of a cat on the cover!
My kids know that I have your entire collected works and have an autograph from when I met you in person. They have expressed ZERO interest in reading any of your works.

You are definitely my children's dad's favorite!
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Like I see people celebrating debt. Celebrating using Klarna. Celebrating using these Earn In apps. Defaulting on student loans.

The system will crash.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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the best thing about undertaking a new hobby is the whole new world of detestable guys it opens up to you. guys who are probably fine when you encounter them at work or trivia night, only becoming intolerable the minute you put a banjo in their hands
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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see, it's not a pyramid! it's CIRCULAR that shape is FINE
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Morgan was an advocate for people with AIDS when it was still heavily stigmatized. She's a wonderful person.
#WorldAIDSDay We’ve lost do many friends & relatives to AIDS. Today we remember their talent & beauty & kindness. I was honored to be Rock Hudson’s date to a Lifetime Achievement Award. A gracious & lovely gentleman. We’ve lost so many, but also made so much progress #BeKind #ReachOut 💔
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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It is time once again to tell everyone about the little painting I made for the hedgehogs of Lord Admiral Hogratio Quillson
May 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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My grandfather supported a family of four on a single hose man income. The American dream was alive and well back then.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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It's incredible that Mesopotamian astronomers could do this AND that modern day people could translate cuneiform and figure out what they were up to.
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Collectively geeking out about space across 4,000 years
It's incredible that Mesopotamian astronomers could do this AND that modern day people could translate cuneiform and figure out what they were up to.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Based on the familect my kid and I have developed over the past decade, I am 100% serious about my theory that the Great Vowel Shift was started by teenagers making up the 14th c equivalent of "smol"
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Human architects would assume that the main foyer would need to be adjacent to an entrance, not just a cluster of bathrooms; this limits their creativity.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Liz Mamont

♬There must have been some magic in that ancient scroll they read
For when they smeared his face with blood
All their enemies were dead! ♬
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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At the shelter today, struggling with yet another unprofessional model. All I wanted her to do was show off her little shoes and I feel like that should not be too much to ask.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The leading figures of the second Trump administration are the Kardashians of fascism.
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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p50, p99, and p999 latencies are just a measure of how lucky your users are
December 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I used to be addicted to getting curry-themed songs by Phil Collins stuck in people’s heads.
But tikka look at me now.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I'm really tired of people pretending that this is about whether or not the essay was bad! It's not. It's about trying to purge trans people from society. The student called the TA a fucking demon, man. Do you know what that's like?
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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"You can go anywhere."
"London."
"...anywhere in time and space."
"Present day London."
youtu.be/fFOv4nlL88M?...
Every Episode of Popular Time Travel Show
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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"Twenty five years since I first visited your planet..."

"Doctor Who" Season 25 preview trailer (1988). #DoctorWho
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM