Pretty sure Xiran Jay Zhao already has this covered

Fundamentally disagree about including the extra ocular muscles as eye ball, but fair enough

Optician not an opthalmologist. Clarify how the eyes are meant to be lifting? Or do you mean just supporting a flat weight of five pounds without being crushed?

(Summoning Salt voice) it turns out that the triggers for both paths are still available throughout the run, and by exploiting a glitch known as “transitioning”, some runners can change modes halfway through the run to have more fun. A human viable method was found by Dr. M Hirschfeld around 1910

sorry but bdg is giving real twink4twink energy in that pose and I gotta respect a team that reps my people

You ever been harassed by a customer with a phone before? Shit sucks.

Thank you for reporting on this. Human Rights are always worth defending.