I didn't use windows for almost a year and coming back to it is like riding a bicycle with square wheels

People ask me questions about Kubernetes and I am like who you think I am Anthony Notarino?

i had a weather associate who would enter after receiving the key from an elaborate hoist system out my third floor window

To be fair, he did this to himself through SEO.

I can't even change my name to Drew for a while.

this was too awful not to share.

Is it still good at this? I feel like each new version is worse. My copilot thinks I am a mythmaker and archivist who fuses technical mastery with playful creativity, turning SQL internals, financial strategies, and cultural lore into branded relics and dashboards.

Well, "Bless Copilot's heart!" you said as you served it a cappuccino long after breakfast.

I worked with many DOJ people over the years who because the Microsoft anti-trust suits was using WordPerfect long after everyone else had switched. They did their best to pay for Windows licenses only.

From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.coml
Sent: 5/19/2014 10:37:05 AM
To: zippy1981
Subject: Why won't my code merge you miserable mfer

"Justin, can you approve my underaged pull request"

When they got rid of the half penny they also introduced a 2 cent coin and 3 cent coins to help people make payments. These coins were never popular and disappeared after only a little while, but Congress managed to push through a law to require "In God We Trust" on the 2 cent and it stuck.

i have a friend who looks like a 40 year old Caillou and his wife has a picture of him on her desk at the school she teaches at. her students called him "that super white looking guy in the photo."

There was also the issue that the Crane paper company makes a lot of money providing linen paper to the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, and the production of billions of pennies was making the zinc people a lot of money.

Mainly because the aggregate number of dollars lost sounds super scary. We stopped the half cent's production before the Civil War. We should have switched to polymer notes starting at $5 and eliminated pennies like Canada. I love loonies and toonies. Latin American countries ignore low value coins

Make him work the drive through at the McDonald's where he puts the bags on top of the station wagon where no one can reach them.

The security guard for the middle school walks the long way around the country club for exercise, and also so do all the people who work in the country club and take the bus to work. Also the Asian people just love walking. In the dark. Dressed all in black.

A couple of years ago the school closed early for some reason and Peter started walking home along the least logical route the long way around the country club. I found him wandering along the fence of the country club like a vagabond.