The broke (retired) stripper
@anonyoursblog.bsky.social
The ass clown shit parade that is my life in blog form… 🏳️🌈🐱
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I need this on a tshirt.
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I need this on a tshirt.
I’m realizing more and more as I get older I’m becoming slappy squirrel.
April 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’m realizing more and more as I get older I’m becoming slappy squirrel.
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The memes are too good today lol #happyeaster #atheist
April 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The memes are too good today lol #happyeaster #atheist
Candy hearts comics is fantastic! Lol #happyeaster #atheist
April 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Candy hearts comics is fantastic! Lol #happyeaster #atheist
April 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me if I were like 5 inches taller lol
April 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Me if I were like 5 inches taller lol
This explains so much! Lol
April 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This explains so much! Lol
I have really shit eyesight:p
April 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I have really shit eyesight:p
I’m quite sad that #daftpunk won’t be thoroughly ear fucking me with their music in the new #tron movie but I am looking forward to the #nininchnails soundtrack :)
April 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I’m quite sad that #daftpunk won’t be thoroughly ear fucking me with their music in the new #tron movie but I am looking forward to the #nininchnails soundtrack :)
Having breakfast at noon like a sensible adult. I made plenty if y’all want some.
April 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Having breakfast at noon like a sensible adult. I made plenty if y’all want some.
My Inside Out characters are the golden girls. What are yours?
April 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My Inside Out characters are the golden girls. What are yours?
Hahahahah
April 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hahahahah
I won’t be spreading the mayonnaise there Jesus lol #atheisthumor
April 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I won’t be spreading the mayonnaise there Jesus lol #atheisthumor
Confessions of a courtroom sketch artist. I heard about this book through NPR’s book of the day podcast. Really good book so far.
April 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Confessions of a courtroom sketch artist. I heard about this book through NPR’s book of the day podcast. Really good book so far.