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Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
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he soived
… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
he soived
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A cluster of juvenile Pachycephalosaurs shelter from an early spring downpour as the adult members of the clan stand watch against roaming predators. A pair of small pterosaurs attempt to stay dry beneath a fallen log nearby. #fossilfriday #paleoart
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A cluster of juvenile Pachycephalosaurs shelter from an early spring downpour as the adult members of the clan stand watch against roaming predators. A pair of small pterosaurs attempt to stay dry beneath a fallen log nearby. #fossilfriday #paleoart
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the most important part of going to college is that you get to meet at least 1 guy who reads books called shit like "Tunnel Mind: How Thinking Like A Mole Can Energize Your Brain"
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the most important part of going to college is that you get to meet at least 1 guy who reads books called shit like "Tunnel Mind: How Thinking Like A Mole Can Energize Your Brain"
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I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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my guide to intermittent fasting
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my guide to intermittent fasting
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"I'm ready, mon cheri"
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"I'm ready, mon cheri"
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"I'm not goth! I'm not goth!" I continue to insist as I turn into a heirloom corncob
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"I'm not goth! I'm not goth!" I continue to insist as I turn into a heirloom corncob
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Happy anniversary to those who celebrate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing...
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Killing of Brian Thompson - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing...
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
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6-fold ward against AI-induced psychosis
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
6-fold ward against AI-induced psychosis
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
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sevenpartpact.txt
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
sevenpartpact.txt
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"Sources in the Trump administration have previously told Zeteo that officials will at times intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war,"
NEWS: The Trump-Vance White House is attacking Sabrina Carpenter.
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
BREAKING: Trump White House Slams Sabrina Carpenter After Using Her Song in ‘Evil’ Video
The Trump administration has apparently identified its latest enemy of the state.
zeteo.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Sources in the Trump administration have previously told Zeteo that officials will at times intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war,"
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
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Guy who’s stuck in tar: (feeling the tar) hmm . good tar today
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Guy who’s stuck in tar: (feeling the tar) hmm . good tar today
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Wooly Mammoth experiencing Tar Lifestyle culture shock
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Wooly Mammoth experiencing Tar Lifestyle culture shock
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New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar)
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar)
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
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I like that tar is a horrible reeking bubbling thick black goo. If I came across that, sure yeah, I’d put a foot in, see what’s what. See if it has good foot feel
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I like that tar is a horrible reeking bubbling thick black goo. If I came across that, sure yeah, I’d put a foot in, see what’s what. See if it has good foot feel
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(Stuck in tar up to my neck, watching a mammoth nearby struggle to get out ) Lol buddy, cope much 😏? Just accept the tar
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
(Stuck in tar up to my neck, watching a mammoth nearby struggle to get out ) Lol buddy, cope much 😏? Just accept the tar
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If I was stuck in sinking tar, I would just change my whole lifestyle to adjust to tar culture
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If I was stuck in sinking tar, I would just change my whole lifestyle to adjust to tar culture