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Ann Porkins
@annporkins.bsky.social
🎶From the boredom itself comes my handle on this app

Split this internet, listen up, this ain’t Elon’s @

Clear your bowl so that you can fill it right back

Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down🎶
I can tell you’re an established, experienced author with the vital inclusion of that comma at the end of your post.

A big difference between “word, weiners” and “word weiners.”

But regardless, Google deserves neither your words nor your word weiners.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Plus, using your insider knowledge as a key member of Congress to rake in tens of millions in personal wealth
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Lots of harmful things become the norm
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Or we could spend nothing on curing anything, let disease decimate the population, and then everyone left can live in a mansion and use jet skis for their commute (society is on the ocean in this hypothetical).

Think about it.

90% chance your suffering ends.

10% chance you’re a jet ski God.
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You know what makes me sad? Injustice.

I guess I’m just really deep, and I care about stuff super a lot, and that probably makes me a real good person who’s deep and cares a lot and is good. I’m also pretty humble and proud to be so good and brave
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
But what if maybe it trickles down to me? I’m living in my car, but maybe the economy will magically grant me a little wing added to the passenger side door that I can shit in?
October 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I meant to ask “will there be dice?” not “With there be dice?” I’ve messed up so much. I’m an utter nincompoop. Sorry if that’s a spoiler. Bye forever
October 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
With there be dice? I only watch dnd actual plays if they roll dice in a mechanical sense to figure out what happens. Hopefully that’s not a spoiler, thanksbye
October 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Classic case of baseball! They’re doing all sorts of things out there on that ole diamond, and I — for one — look forward to see how this one shakes out. #opinion
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I think about this post every time I enter the guitar center
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My copy of the book is in transit. I tried to find a book titled something like“The Porkout Society” or “The Slop Slopciety,” but this will have to do
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Perhaps I missed something. But after processing & accepting the fact that this movie isn’t going to sink its teeth into substance, I had a blast But as I digest, I feel like this is a movie that couldn’t resist showing some selective “this is how to ask for progress the right way” naivety
September 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
But after stepping around things like killing an innocent in a vague revolutionary bank robbery & showing a false-flag government agent tossing a Molotov cocktail at a peaceful protest to justify law enforcement escalation, it ends with “let the kids gather in Oakland” and “maybe they’ll fix shit.”
September 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The movie doesn’t have an interest in depth, eschewing examinations of collateral damage and the cost of actually enacting change. That’s fine. A movie can use hefty topics as a backdrop to tell a surface-level story (and it does so very well for most of the run time)
September 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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In the last few days, we've assembled independent theatres in LA, New York, San Francisco, Minneapolis and Chicago to air this thing.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will be in theatres on October 2nd after all, followed by the first theatrical screening of Sex House. It is going to be fun as hell.
September 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM