Ann Porkins
@annporkins.bsky.social
🎶From the boredom itself comes my handle on this app
Split this internet, listen up, this ain’t Elon’s @
Clear your bowl so that you can fill it right back
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down🎶
Split this internet, listen up, this ain’t Elon’s @
Clear your bowl so that you can fill it right back
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down🎶
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Ann Porkins
@annporkins.bsky.social
· Dec 16
Ann Porkins SLOP TUTORIAL in 99 Seconds or Less (or Else!)
YouTube video by Ann Porkins
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I see a lot of people wondering how I whip up some homemade slop.
Wonder no more. Here’s the official Ann Porkins Slop Tutorial.
This 99 second video is the distillation of my 5-hour TEPIDTalk (TEDTalks for tepid mushy food pastes) with some profound industry insight.
youtu.be/M3o2zBQlueQ?...
Wonder no more. Here’s the official Ann Porkins Slop Tutorial.
This 99 second video is the distillation of my 5-hour TEPIDTalk (TEDTalks for tepid mushy food pastes) with some profound industry insight.
youtu.be/M3o2zBQlueQ?...
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
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Future HOF manager Bruce Bochy tells me he's content with taking the uniform off and rejoining the Giants in an advisory role. It took just 90 minutes at a Nashville restaurant with Tony Vitello to convince Bochy that Buster Posey made a smart hire to manage. www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
Ex-Giants manager Bruce Bochy finalizing deal to return to San Francisco as special assistant
Bochy, who won three of his four World Series titles managing the Giants, will be back in San Francisco, where he managed for 13 seasons.
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Future HOF manager Bruce Bochy tells me he's content with taking the uniform off and rejoining the Giants in an advisory role. It took just 90 minutes at a Nashville restaurant with Tony Vitello to convince Bochy that Buster Posey made a smart hire to manage. www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I think about this post every time I enter the guitar center
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think about this post every time I enter the guitar center
One Battle After Another
Slick, fun, exciting, & well acted.
It doesn’t want to look beneath the surface (and that’s okay) about its content, but the end seems to say “Hope! The youths can change things via peaceful protest” as if it didn’t show protesting fall short.
Style ✅
Substance 🤷
Slick, fun, exciting, & well acted.
It doesn’t want to look beneath the surface (and that’s okay) about its content, but the end seems to say “Hope! The youths can change things via peaceful protest” as if it didn’t show protesting fall short.
Style ✅
Substance 🤷
September 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
One Battle After Another
Slick, fun, exciting, & well acted.
It doesn’t want to look beneath the surface (and that’s okay) about its content, but the end seems to say “Hope! The youths can change things via peaceful protest” as if it didn’t show protesting fall short.
Style ✅
Substance 🤷
Slick, fun, exciting, & well acted.
It doesn’t want to look beneath the surface (and that’s okay) about its content, but the end seems to say “Hope! The youths can change things via peaceful protest” as if it didn’t show protesting fall short.
Style ✅
Substance 🤷
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Klein: “I want these results regardless of tactics”
Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!
Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!
This was revealing. Worth reading. The basic demand is that Coates spend less time thinking/writing his true feelings and more time playing political strategist. Klein asks him over and over him to do Dem strategy; he says no, over and over. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/o...
Opinion | Ta-Nehisi Coates on Bridging Gaps vs. Drawing Lines
www.nytimes.com
September 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Klein: “I want these results regardless of tactics”
Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!
Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!
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🎒 NEW, SCHOOLS & ICE: If ICE agents show up at SF schools, staff must turn them away. What if agents refuse? There is state/local assurance of help. But there's a difference, say some educators, between having a policy and a plan, @taybarton.bsky.social reports. thefrisc.com/new-californ...
New California Law Puts Anti-ICE Enforcement on Schools. Educators Want More Backup
The burden is on teachers and principals to turn away federal agents. That will require training, resources, and perhaps a lot of legal help.
thefrisc.com
September 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
🎒 NEW, SCHOOLS & ICE: If ICE agents show up at SF schools, staff must turn them away. What if agents refuse? There is state/local assurance of help. But there's a difference, say some educators, between having a policy and a plan, @taybarton.bsky.social reports. thefrisc.com/new-californ...
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In the last few days, we've assembled independent theatres in LA, New York, San Francisco, Minneapolis and Chicago to air this thing.
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will be in theatres on October 2nd after all, followed by the first theatrical screening of Sex House. It is going to be fun as hell.
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will be in theatres on October 2nd after all, followed by the first theatrical screening of Sex House. It is going to be fun as hell.
September 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In the last few days, we've assembled independent theatres in LA, New York, San Francisco, Minneapolis and Chicago to air this thing.
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will be in theatres on October 2nd after all, followed by the first theatrical screening of Sex House. It is going to be fun as hell.
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will be in theatres on October 2nd after all, followed by the first theatrical screening of Sex House. It is going to be fun as hell.
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A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
September 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
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No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.
BREAKING: Oklahoma Education Superintendent Ryan Walters says he is resigning. (Of course, he announced this on Fox News.)
www.koco.com/article/ryan...
www.koco.com/article/ryan...
September 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.
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"they call it Tylenol PM. you take it when you got a headache and can't sleep while you're expectin'; 18 years later your kid's painting model fighter jets and filming Warhammer lore videos"
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"they call it Tylenol PM. you take it when you got a headache and can't sleep while you're expectin'; 18 years later your kid's painting model fighter jets and filming Warhammer lore videos"
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Ezra Klein and Gavin Newsome's strategy of appeasement is what leads to the far right. Folding on reproductive or trans rights to try and win elections normalizes those positions as moderate rather than extreme
September 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ezra Klein and Gavin Newsome's strategy of appeasement is what leads to the far right. Folding on reproductive or trans rights to try and win elections normalizes those positions as moderate rather than extreme
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Abortion is literally Democrats' strongest issue with the widest appeal! This is constantly born out in polling, referendum results, and the results of elections where Democrats focus on abortion!
There is no actual evidentiary basis for "compromising" on abortion, it's just what Twitter says!
There is no actual evidentiary basis for "compromising" on abortion, it's just what Twitter says!
September 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Abortion is literally Democrats' strongest issue with the widest appeal! This is constantly born out in polling, referendum results, and the results of elections where Democrats focus on abortion!
There is no actual evidentiary basis for "compromising" on abortion, it's just what Twitter says!
There is no actual evidentiary basis for "compromising" on abortion, it's just what Twitter says!
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7. Among those who voted no, present, or abstained were some of the House’s most progressive Democrats—Pramila Jayapal, who has a transgender child, joined Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib and several others in rejecting the resolution
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
7. Among those who voted no, present, or abstained were some of the House’s most progressive Democrats—Pramila Jayapal, who has a transgender child, joined Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib and several others in rejecting the resolution
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6. Ninety-five Democrats voted in favor, while 118 registered “nay,” “present,” or did not vote. Among those voting yes was Rep. Sarah McBride, the first transgender member of Congress.
See sortable votes here, by state and party and what they voted.
clerk.house.gov/Votes/202528...
See sortable votes here, by state and party and what they voted.
clerk.house.gov/Votes/202528...
Roll Call 282 Roll Call 282, Bill Number: H. Res. 719, 119th Congress, 1st Session
VOTE QUESTION: On Agreeing to the Resolution, DESCRIPTION: Honoring the life and legacy of Charles “Charlie” James Kirk, VOTE TYPE: Yea-And-Nay, STATUS: Passed
clerk.house.gov
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
6. Ninety-five Democrats voted in favor, while 118 registered “nay,” “present,” or did not vote. Among those voting yes was Rep. Sarah McBride, the first transgender member of Congress.
See sortable votes here, by state and party and what they voted.
clerk.house.gov/Votes/202528...
See sortable votes here, by state and party and what they voted.
clerk.house.gov/Votes/202528...
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5. And it claims he “worked tirelessly to promote unity,” despite his calls to execute President Biden for treason.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
What Charlie Kirk actually said about Biden getting 'the death penalty'
The Turning Point USA co-founder and conservative commentator was fatally shot while speaking at a Utah college.
www.snopes.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
5. And it claims he “worked tirelessly to promote unity,” despite his calls to execute President Biden for treason.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
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4. It praises him for engaging in “respectful, civil discourse,” even though he once said Black pilots made him wonder if they were “qualified” and called transgender people an “abomination unto God.
Fact Check: Real Charlie Kirk quote about Black pilot qualifications circulates online
During a 2024 podcast episode, Kirk said, "If I see a Black pilot, I'm gonna be like, 'Boy, I hope he's qualified.'"
ca.news.yahoo.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
4. It praises him for engaging in “respectful, civil discourse,” even though he once said Black pilots made him wonder if they were “qualified” and called transgender people an “abomination unto God.
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3. “Charlie Kirk was a fierce defender of the American founding and its timeless principles of life, liberty, limited government, and individual responsibility,” the resolution reads—conveniently eliding his relentless campaign against the liberties of LGBTQ+ people.
TPUSA's Charlie Kirk: Trans People Are A "Throbbing Middle Finger to God"
Turning Point USA's Charlie Kirk calls trans people a "throbbing middle finger to god" and "an abomination" in a video released Monday.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
3. “Charlie Kirk was a fierce defender of the American founding and its timeless principles of life, liberty, limited government, and individual responsibility,” the resolution reads—conveniently eliding his relentless campaign against the liberties of LGBTQ+ people.
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If Democrats want to continue to erode Trump's support with young men, they should be trumpeting about how his tarrifs are making their video games more expensive, I'm not even joking
September 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If Democrats want to continue to erode Trump's support with young men, they should be trumpeting about how his tarrifs are making their video games more expensive, I'm not even joking
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🐛🍑 new plush in the Dropout Store...
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🐛🍑 new plush in the Dropout Store...
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get yourself a congressional candidate who can kill charybdis *and* prioritize direct action
September 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
get yourself a congressional candidate who can kill charybdis *and* prioritize direct action
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Hey so uh, anyone just going insane watching fascism take over? Free speech is dead. Censorship is on the rise. Our government is funding a genocide while we can't afford groceries and we are being lied to. I don't even know what the actual fuck
September 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hey so uh, anyone just going insane watching fascism take over? Free speech is dead. Censorship is on the rise. Our government is funding a genocide while we can't afford groceries and we are being lied to. I don't even know what the actual fuck