Maid3
@annon3.bsky.social
20+, Guy-ish, Minors DNI, Hypnosis obsessed dork.
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Villainess who hypnotizes the heroine into intermittently blurting out her innermost desires, expecting her to yell perverted or wicked things.
Villainess who is extremely disappointed to learn that, deep down, she's just as much of a pure goody-two-shoes as she is in public.
Villainess who is extremely disappointed to learn that, deep down, she's just as much of a pure goody-two-shoes as she is in public.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Villainess who hypnotizes the heroine into intermittently blurting out her innermost desires, expecting her to yell perverted or wicked things.
Villainess who is extremely disappointed to learn that, deep down, she's just as much of a pure goody-two-shoes as she is in public.
Villainess who is extremely disappointed to learn that, deep down, she's just as much of a pure goody-two-shoes as she is in public.
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For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
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Duolingo started this trend, or at least popularized it. As someone who feels irrationally sad when I see stuffed animals in the garbage, I'm fucking sick of my pattern-recognizing for sad animals brainparts being abused for fucking user retention.
I hate all these freaks. I hate them all so much.
I hate all these freaks. I hate them all so much.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Duolingo started this trend, or at least popularized it. As someone who feels irrationally sad when I see stuffed animals in the garbage, I'm fucking sick of my pattern-recognizing for sad animals brainparts being abused for fucking user retention.
I hate all these freaks. I hate them all so much.
I hate all these freaks. I hate them all so much.
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Getting guilt tripped by Big Tech sucks. It's like the SAW puppet tricycling up to you with big puppydog eyes going "Y-y-you didn't wanna pway my widdle game?" 🥺
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Getting guilt tripped by Big Tech sucks. It's like the SAW puppet tricycling up to you with big puppydog eyes going "Y-y-you didn't wanna pway my widdle game?" 🥺
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people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true
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With just a few more advancements in technology it won't need such a bulky microphone or an obvious touch. I'll just sidle up to you in public, brush my hand against yours, and suddenly my pretty words will be all you hear. No one will know you're being guided and controlled right there, darling~
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
With just a few more advancements in technology it won't need such a bulky microphone or an obvious touch. I'll just sidle up to you in public, brush my hand against yours, and suddenly my pretty words will be all you hear. No one will know you're being guided and controlled right there, darling~
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When Lucy is short for Lucifer 😍
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
When Lucy is short for Lucifer 😍
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Heavily armed Warmind Psychologist who has to be really good at processing trauma while holding off swarms of sentry drones that operate as the superhuman intelligent machine's autoimmune system/maladaptive method of dealing with stressors.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Heavily armed Warmind Psychologist who has to be really good at processing trauma while holding off swarms of sentry drones that operate as the superhuman intelligent machine's autoimmune system/maladaptive method of dealing with stressors.
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Pair curses that make getting a thought from a to b next to impossible without your glasses, and makes said glasses incredibly prone to slipping off
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Pair curses that make getting a thought from a to b next to impossible without your glasses, and makes said glasses incredibly prone to slipping off
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osmomorph: someone who unconsciously takes on physical traits or even entire forms of characters in media they consume
eg. showing up to the d&d session as loona helluvaboss because you've been watching youtube, then leaving as a kobold
- 'osmo' as in osmosis, 'morph' as in greek for form/shape
eg. showing up to the d&d session as loona helluvaboss because you've been watching youtube, then leaving as a kobold
- 'osmo' as in osmosis, 'morph' as in greek for form/shape
April 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
osmomorph: someone who unconsciously takes on physical traits or even entire forms of characters in media they consume
eg. showing up to the d&d session as loona helluvaboss because you've been watching youtube, then leaving as a kobold
- 'osmo' as in osmosis, 'morph' as in greek for form/shape
eg. showing up to the d&d session as loona helluvaboss because you've been watching youtube, then leaving as a kobold
- 'osmo' as in osmosis, 'morph' as in greek for form/shape
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( hypnosis )
i had a dream that catgirl maids with big paws pounced on me and turned me into a bimbofied catgirl maid with big paws too if ur wondering how ive been doing
i had a dream that catgirl maids with big paws pounced on me and turned me into a bimbofied catgirl maid with big paws too if ur wondering how ive been doing
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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i had a dream that catgirl maids with big paws pounced on me and turned me into a bimbofied catgirl maid with big paws too if ur wondering how ive been doing
i had a dream that catgirl maids with big paws pounced on me and turned me into a bimbofied catgirl maid with big paws too if ur wondering how ive been doing
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
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Man we're bringing back ALL the 1920s classics, aren't we? Fucking Great Gatsby themed parties at the White House, stock market's surging despite everyone knowing it's a bubble based partially off lying to people that they can get rich too, internment camps for undesirables, we've got it all.
His “it’s not a eugenics company” tee is raising questions already answered by his shirt. www.cbsnews.com/news/nucleus...
![Sadeghi says this "genetic optimization" allows parents to minimize disease while maximizing traits they prefer. However, critics have drawn comparisons to a different term: "eugenics."
"[It's not eugenics] by any stretch, because it's fundamentally about empowering people with information that they can use to give their child the best start in life," he said. "And yes, if you want 2 inches taller for your child, 3 inches taller, right, if you want a couple IQ-point difference, absolutely, by all means, do that. But I'm saying, you're really asking me here, you're asking me, what is life about? That's what you're really getting at when you talk about height and IQ, right, they're abstractions of life."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hakzua5btcgcfjye2yujlhos/bafkreifaqvbu6nccxgbeyhhxnijihbi33qd27xijof7fy4apsgbbnmbw64@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Man we're bringing back ALL the 1920s classics, aren't we? Fucking Great Gatsby themed parties at the White House, stock market's surging despite everyone knowing it's a bubble based partially off lying to people that they can get rich too, internment camps for undesirables, we've got it all.
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I should run an all hypno-kink D&D game at some point.
I want to use all the fun mind control spells and status effects.
I want to use all the fun mind control spells and status effects.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I should run an all hypno-kink D&D game at some point.
I want to use all the fun mind control spells and status effects.
I want to use all the fun mind control spells and status effects.
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Looking at old shit of mine. Funny how things worked out.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Looking at old shit of mine. Funny how things worked out.
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it is an underrated miracle of the 21st century that we really did massively, massively reduce bullying in schools
My experience as well. So far we're 2-for-2 on kids having a largely bullying/abuse-free middle school experience. Not without bumpy spots of course, but light years away from what I endured.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
for what it’s worth I got roped into helping out with my sixth grader’s extracurricular thing so I’ve had more recent contact with middle schoolers who aren’t mine than I usually do, and biased sample/biased reviewer/etc but my verdict is that the kids are all right
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it is an underrated miracle of the 21st century that we really did massively, massively reduce bullying in schools
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giving or receiving, anything that's a fucking sledgehammer approach to making you believe what you're told always has me like this
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
giving or receiving, anything that's a fucking sledgehammer approach to making you believe what you're told always has me like this
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deeply entrenched brainwashing and hypnotic programming regimen to drive in conditioned behaviors and opinions, again and again
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
deeply entrenched brainwashing and hypnotic programming regimen to drive in conditioned behaviors and opinions, again and again
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We need more goblin dudes
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
We need more goblin dudes
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When Elves are Purple
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December 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
When Elves are Purple
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