I drank a bottle of wine last night and didn’t wake up with a hangover birds by a million 🦅
December 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I drank a bottle of wine last night and didn’t wake up with a hangover birds by a million 🦅
My roof collapsed pass the merry monkey
December 14, 2024 at 1:49 AM
My roof collapsed pass the merry monkey
Oliver knocked over a skillet on the stove behind my back and turned on the gas so he’s on the naughty list for burglary and attempted murder
December 11, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Oliver knocked over a skillet on the stove behind my back and turned on the gas so he’s on the naughty list for burglary and attempted murder
“Is it Cake?” released holidays episodes omg I love this show it literally has Ian and I screaming at the tv 😂
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 AM
“Is it Cake?” released holidays episodes omg I love this show it literally has Ian and I screaming at the tv 😂
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Philly hated the mascot Gritty at first, but then as other people started to hate on Gritty, too, Philly got real mad and decided he might be a clownfuck factory of a mascot, but he was THEIR clownfuck factory of a mascot, so piss off.
Enter the word skeet into the conversation.
Enter the word skeet into the conversation.
December 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Philly hated the mascot Gritty at first, but then as other people started to hate on Gritty, too, Philly got real mad and decided he might be a clownfuck factory of a mascot, but he was THEIR clownfuck factory of a mascot, so piss off.
Enter the word skeet into the conversation.
Enter the word skeet into the conversation.
I don’t wanna go to the gym I wanna go back to bed
December 2, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I don’t wanna go to the gym I wanna go back to bed
Good morning and go birds 🦅
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Good morning and go birds 🦅
Flyers are addicted to overtime
December 1, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Flyers are addicted to overtime
Happy leather pants szn to all who celebrate
November 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Happy leather pants szn to all who celebrate
I have to go to Costco this morning and I’m not mentally prepared for the crowd pray for me
November 30, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I have to go to Costco this morning and I’m not mentally prepared for the crowd pray for me
Craving a merry monkey
November 29, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Craving a merry monkey
Mashed potatoes for breakfast
November 29, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Mashed potatoes for breakfast
I’m in the kitchen and I know the parade is over and the dog show has started because Oliver is losing his mind in the living room
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I’m in the kitchen and I know the parade is over and the dog show has started because Oliver is losing his mind in the living room
Cheers to surviving the grocery store lines, prepping all the side dishes and letting the brine work its magic on the turkey
November 28, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Cheers to surviving the grocery store lines, prepping all the side dishes and letting the brine work its magic on the turkey
Went out to dinner in sweatpants and the table next to us is a group of girls in tube tops taking shots while Ian and I are eating nachos watching national treasure on the corner tv happy Thanksgiving Eve
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Went out to dinner in sweatpants and the table next to us is a group of girls in tube tops taking shots while Ian and I are eating nachos watching national treasure on the corner tv happy Thanksgiving Eve
Getting ready to run into ShopRite the day before Thanksgiving because I forgot to grab the crispy fried onions for the green bean casserole
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November 27, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Getting ready to run into ShopRite the day before Thanksgiving because I forgot to grab the crispy fried onions for the green bean casserole
The turkey is brining in a cooler in the kitchen and fingers crossed Oliver doesn’t eat it while I’m at work
November 27, 2024 at 1:15 PM
The turkey is brining in a cooler in the kitchen and fingers crossed Oliver doesn’t eat it while I’m at work
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NYC may have Pizza Rat but Philly has Kissing Raccoons
November 26, 2024 at 8:30 PM
NYC may have Pizza Rat but Philly has Kissing Raccoons