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Annie Kenyon
@anniekenyon2.bsky.social
Trying to be good. She/Her.
I stopped by the hobby shop to see if any of my dice had sold. The owner handed me a check and showed me the empty bin. Time to load up a second delivery. I wonder if he wants a big jar of misfit dice (perfectly good, but not part of a full set). I'm so proud that they're off having adventures. 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy."

Pretty much always was.
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
CeeCee gave me a package to be opened, per her orders, when I was deep in the middle of the northwoods on my solo camping adventure enjoying a fire. By the light of the Aurora Borealis I opened it. I found vegan marshmallows, vegan chocolate, and graham crackers. I had my first s'more in years!
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I can't stand it anymore. I'm planning a camping trip.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A fascinating and grim part of the yearly cycle of honey bees occurs in the fall. The females (workers) toss the boys (drones) out of the hive to die on their own before winter to conserve food.

The lumbering, stinger-less males are basically helpless.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Typical weekend early morning! Process pumpkins, make more food, compost, feed bees, finish projects...
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Get yourself a girl who says things like, "Oh my God that sunset is so pretty! I want a picture of you with it."
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We carve and eat a ridiculous amount of pumpkin/squash this time of year. There was a local farmer giving away pie pumpkins for free so they didn't rot. The food banks won't take non-perishables, but said we could have a "bake sale." We will be "selling" pumpkin scones, muffins, pies...
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I had what I thought was such a good idea. The result looks like someone ATE the garbage bin in a primary art classroom and vomited up platonic solids.
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Boo!
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Dice to make Dexter proud.
July 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Alright, this is getting depressing. I've been making dice, and I thought most people would instantly recognize this design, but nobody my age knew what they were. I tried older people, and again, blank stares! Is it that esoteric?!
June 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Finally, a nice long weekend with my kayak and my hammock. I'm looking forward to waking up in the middle of the night and going for a night hike!
June 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
All this controversy about Hunter Schafer possibly playing Zelda has me wondering, how have I never heard of this beautiful woman before?!
May 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Well, well, well. What have we here, growing in my bee yard?
May 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
May 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"Zappa, can I ask you something?"

He sniffed me, then ate something off the floor of the truck.

"I used to want to be Avril Lavigne, but life got better once I embraced my Jimmy Buffet energy. Am I a sell out?"

He licked my face and panted.

"Thanks buddy. I love you just the way you are, too."
May 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Bees accomplished!
May 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Living with CeeCee, I knew it would only be a matter of time before we got a dog. The goofiest ball of love I've ever seen. He hasn't got an aggressive bone in his body, desperately wants pets and attention all day, and gets up extremely early.

CeeCee says it's like living with another me.
May 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My asparagus, garlic, sorrel, and daylilies are all waking up!
May 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So, each pill would have killed five people, and one third of Americans would have died.

I'm thinking this *might* be exaggerated.
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If I had to pick one single headline to sum up Trump's first 100 days in office...
May 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM