Thank you for making us laugh, Tom! Your writing is original. Your wit is sharp. Humour, hood humour, is an invaluable human bond. It builds bridges and unites.
Someone who makes me laugh becomes my friend immediately. We all take our shattered selves far too heartbreakingly serious.

Who's a gooooood dog?

I'm a very good girl! And it's my birthday. My humans say it's a most splendid day in the history of the entire world!
They say I bring love, joy and happiness into their lives every day.

This is her story:

Paaahahaha love it!

We're South African and our state-owned-enterprise weapons manufacturers have gone broke. Rheinmetall bought them out and apparently there are quite a lot of South African engineers etc. working at the Rheinmetall Base near Hermannsburg now.

"I kissed the dirt, and I liked it!"
Tee hee, I couldn't resist.

Sending you so much love! You're a champion, girl! ❤️

Made my day!

Cats and nonsense