Anna Schurer
@annesjoukje.bsky.social
Dupuytren's Society✌️
North West Bylines🌹
Dutch, retired veterinarian
Love cross stitch
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North West Bylines🌹
Dutch, retired veterinarian
Love cross stitch
🇭🇺🌻🇺🇦🌻🇪🇺🌹
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Greetings carbon based life forms! I really hope you have stocked up on popcorn and drinks because this is a doozy
Strap yourself in
@northwestbylines.co.uk
Strap yourself in
@northwestbylines.co.uk
Earth’s Follies: Week 40 – programmes, pardons and pantomime
The Mango Mussolini pardons his inner circle, gets booed at the stadium, still rambles about magnets, sues the Beeb and denies Epstein emails – again
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Greetings carbon based life forms! I really hope you have stocked up on popcorn and drinks because this is a doozy
Strap yourself in
@northwestbylines.co.uk
Strap yourself in
@northwestbylines.co.uk
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Thankyou Judy Copage for everything you have done for us over your time as Central Bylines Editor in Chief, but today we welcome our new EiC Gemma Gould.
Judy remains an ever valuable part of our editors team and indeed our editor training programme.
@copagej.bsky.social @gemmagould.bsky.social
Judy remains an ever valuable part of our editors team and indeed our editor training programme.
@copagej.bsky.social @gemmagould.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Thankyou Judy Copage for everything you have done for us over your time as Central Bylines Editor in Chief, but today we welcome our new EiC Gemma Gould.
Judy remains an ever valuable part of our editors team and indeed our editor training programme.
@copagej.bsky.social @gemmagould.bsky.social
Judy remains an ever valuable part of our editors team and indeed our editor training programme.
@copagej.bsky.social @gemmagould.bsky.social
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BYLINES NETWORK SPECIAL
For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard.
Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen.
Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss
For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard.
Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen.
Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
BYLINES NETWORK SPECIAL
For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard.
Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen.
Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss
For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard.
Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen.
Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss
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Anna Schurer recalls two memories that make Remembrance Day in the North West extra poignant for her | Anna Schurer
They were not just ordinary men
Anna Schurer recalls two memories that make Remembrance Day in the North West extra poignant for her
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Anna Schurer recalls two memories that make Remembrance Day in the North West extra poignant for her | Anna Schurer
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Trans and cis people united in a heartwarming display of kindness
outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November
| Sophie Molly
outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November
| Sophie Molly
A demonstration of compassion and unity by the trans and cis community
Trans and cis people united in a heartwarming display of kindness outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Trans and cis people united in a heartwarming display of kindness
outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November
| Sophie Molly
outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November
| Sophie Molly
Since the May elections Reform UK Ltd has lost (resigned, fired, left the party) 36 councillors at least.
At an average cost of £25,000 per by-election that means they have cost the country £900,000
What a waste of money, how many schoolmeals would that buy for hungry children?
At an average cost of £25,000 per by-election that means they have cost the country £900,000
What a waste of money, how many schoolmeals would that buy for hungry children?
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Since the May elections Reform UK Ltd has lost (resigned, fired, left the party) 36 councillors at least.
At an average cost of £25,000 per by-election that means they have cost the country £900,000
What a waste of money, how many schoolmeals would that buy for hungry children?
At an average cost of £25,000 per by-election that means they have cost the country £900,000
What a waste of money, how many schoolmeals would that buy for hungry children?
Is it possible for the US to set tariffs on New York?
Asking for a... well, not exactly a friend
Asking for a... well, not exactly a friend
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Is it possible for the US to set tariffs on New York?
Asking for a... well, not exactly a friend
Asking for a... well, not exactly a friend
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Greetings Earthlings! This message has been buffering for two solar cycles nearly. Martian dust storm seems to have knocked out one of our antennas
Anyway let’s get down to the business of your tragicomedy that is playing out right now
Oh and remember the star shape goes in the star hole 😏👽
Anyway let’s get down to the business of your tragicomedy that is playing out right now
Oh and remember the star shape goes in the star hole 😏👽
Earth’s Follies: Week 38 – tariffs, tantrums and the theory of magnets
Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Greetings Earthlings! This message has been buffering for two solar cycles nearly. Martian dust storm seems to have knocked out one of our antennas
Anyway let’s get down to the business of your tragicomedy that is playing out right now
Oh and remember the star shape goes in the star hole 😏👽
Anyway let’s get down to the business of your tragicomedy that is playing out right now
Oh and remember the star shape goes in the star hole 😏👽
The next missive from our Martian Correspondent. No time to sleep on Mars!
@xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
@xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
Earth’s Follies: Week 38 – tariffs, tantrums and the theory of magnets
Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The next missive from our Martian Correspondent. No time to sleep on Mars!
@xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
@xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
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I'm deceased. Basically the German manufacturers decided to capitalise on the fact their kit was successfully used to rob the Louvre in Paris. 😆💀
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm deceased. Basically the German manufacturers decided to capitalise on the fact their kit was successfully used to rob the Louvre in Paris. 😆💀
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The Martian has dropped a surprise transmission on the #NoKings protests
Comments on the Frog Rebellion and the fall of the Mango Monarch: Earth’s so-called No Kings uprising as seen from Mars
#NoKings
@xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
#NoKings
@xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
A special No Kings transmission from Xylb’tok the Martian
Xylb’tok comments on the Frog Rebellion and the fall of the Mango Monarch: Earth’s so-called No Kings uprising as seen from Mars
northwestbylines.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The Martian has dropped a surprise transmission on the #NoKings protests
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Dear America
Happy #NoKings Day!
Take it from us up here there is nothing more American than opposing a mad king
Let’s go the Frog Rebellion 🐸
Happy #NoKings Day!
Take it from us up here there is nothing more American than opposing a mad king
Let’s go the Frog Rebellion 🐸
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Dear America
Happy #NoKings Day!
Take it from us up here there is nothing more American than opposing a mad king
Let’s go the Frog Rebellion 🐸
Happy #NoKings Day!
Take it from us up here there is nothing more American than opposing a mad king
Let’s go the Frog Rebellion 🐸
From tariffed peace to tantrums over Time covers, Earth’s leaders outdo themselves again in vanity, chaos and cosmic absurdity
Written especially for us Earthlings by @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
Written especially for us Earthlings by @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
Earth’s Follies: Week 36 – tariffs, tantrums and tyrants-in-toupees
From tariffed peace to tantrums over Time covers, Earth’s leaders outdo themselves again in vanity, chaos and cosmic absurdity
northwestbylines.co.uk
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
From tariffed peace to tantrums over Time covers, Earth’s leaders outdo themselves again in vanity, chaos and cosmic absurdity
Written especially for us Earthlings by @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
Written especially for us Earthlings by @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...
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Greetings carbon based drama llamas ! I’m back once again with a cocktail and popcorn to try and make some sense of this political farce you have going on down there.
This week has been wild. Grab a drink and strap in it’s gonna get bumpy 👽
@northwestbylines.co.uk
This week has been wild. Grab a drink and strap in it’s gonna get bumpy 👽
@northwestbylines.co.uk
Earth’s Follies Week 35: troops, Antifa and insurrections
Chaos in Chicago, Antifa roundtables, and plenary power claims – Earth survives another week of Mango-in-Chief antics
northwestbylines.co.uk
October 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Greetings carbon based drama llamas ! I’m back once again with a cocktail and popcorn to try and make some sense of this political farce you have going on down there.
This week has been wild. Grab a drink and strap in it’s gonna get bumpy 👽
@northwestbylines.co.uk
This week has been wild. Grab a drink and strap in it’s gonna get bumpy 👽
@northwestbylines.co.uk
Normal? Not me.
That would be an insult, being called 'normal'
That would be an insult, being called 'normal'
Who is normal, what is normal, do you want to be normal? @alembisque.bsky.social asks
northwestbylines.co.uk/news/equalit...
northwestbylines.co.uk/news/equalit...
Who wants to be Normal?
Should we all aspire to be normal, and what even is normal?
northwestbylines.co.uk
October 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Normal? Not me.
That would be an insult, being called 'normal'
That would be an insult, being called 'normal'
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Greetings carbon based calamities! What a week it’s been. Generals LOTS!!!! President BAD!!!!! Leadership TERRIBLE!!!! AI Videos FASHY!!!!
Someone hold my beer
👽
Someone hold my beer
👽
Earth’s Follies Week 34: generals, gaffes, and grand delusions
Earth’s follies: another week of incomprehensible ranting and actions no Martian could have predicted, where do you get the ideas Earth?
northwestbylines.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Greetings carbon based calamities! What a week it’s been. Generals LOTS!!!! President BAD!!!!! Leadership TERRIBLE!!!! AI Videos FASHY!!!!
Someone hold my beer
👽
Someone hold my beer
👽
From his weekend, until October 5th
The Nottingham Goose Fair at the Forest Recreation Ground, with a SEND session every Sunday.
Fun for the children, great food, worth going if you are in the area!
Read my review from last year here:
@centralbylines.co.uk
centralbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/fe...
The Nottingham Goose Fair at the Forest Recreation Ground, with a SEND session every Sunday.
Fun for the children, great food, worth going if you are in the area!
Read my review from last year here:
@centralbylines.co.uk
centralbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/fe...
Nottingham Goose Fair – an old but popular tradition
The Nottingham Goose Fair is a tradition of over 700 years. It offers rides, games, food and drinks and takes place yearly in early October
centralbylines.co.uk
September 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
From his weekend, until October 5th
The Nottingham Goose Fair at the Forest Recreation Ground, with a SEND session every Sunday.
Fun for the children, great food, worth going if you are in the area!
Read my review from last year here:
@centralbylines.co.uk
centralbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/fe...
The Nottingham Goose Fair at the Forest Recreation Ground, with a SEND session every Sunday.
Fun for the children, great food, worth going if you are in the area!
Read my review from last year here:
@centralbylines.co.uk
centralbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/fe...
Why doesn't he start with digital ID cards for all those with Settled Status, we have been asking the government for that for years.
Would be much better than 'online status only' and relying on the often malfunctioning Home Office computers.
Would be much better than 'online status only' and relying on the often malfunctioning Home Office computers.
I think Digital ID cards could well become Starmer’s Poll Tax.
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why doesn't he start with digital ID cards for all those with Settled Status, we have been asking the government for that for years.
Would be much better than 'online status only' and relying on the often malfunctioning Home Office computers.
Would be much better than 'online status only' and relying on the often malfunctioning Home Office computers.
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Fuel poverty is a reality for many households.
And this is critical because a cold house can cause ill health and social marginalisation.
And this is critical because a cold house can cause ill health and social marginalisation.
Cold homes – The Reality of Fuel Poverty
Fuel poverty is a reality for many households, but a cold house can cause ill health and social marginalisation
northwestbylines.co.uk
September 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Fuel poverty is a reality for many households.
And this is critical because a cold house can cause ill health and social marginalisation.
And this is critical because a cold house can cause ill health and social marginalisation.
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From UN rants to elbowed Canadians,and Disney’s climbdown to phantom wars, Planet Earth proves chaos is apparently a leadership strategy
northwestbylines.co.uk/business/ear...
northwestbylines.co.uk/business/ear...
Earth’s follies week 33: escalators, elbows, and El Taco’s endless ego
From UN rants to elbowed Canadians,and Disney’s climbdown to phantom wars, Planet Earth proves chaos is apparently a leadership strategy
northwestbylines.co.uk
September 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
From UN rants to elbowed Canadians,and Disney’s climbdown to phantom wars, Planet Earth proves chaos is apparently a leadership strategy
northwestbylines.co.uk/business/ear...
northwestbylines.co.uk/business/ear...
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Marcus Ryder is a huge figure in the factual news world and has a new book, with Sir Lenny Henry, The Big Payback talks about Reparations to address the legacy of slavery.
He chats with @benjitoon.bsky.social and @annesjoukje.bsky.social about the book and his experiences.
tinyurl.com/Bynetpod
He chats with @benjitoon.bsky.social and @annesjoukje.bsky.social about the book and his experiences.
tinyurl.com/Bynetpod
Bylines Reports: A Talk with Marcus Ryder
Podcast Episode · The Bylines Network Podcast · 09/23/2025 · 1h 2m
tinyurl.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Marcus Ryder is a huge figure in the factual news world and has a new book, with Sir Lenny Henry, The Big Payback talks about Reparations to address the legacy of slavery.
He chats with @benjitoon.bsky.social and @annesjoukje.bsky.social about the book and his experiences.
tinyurl.com/Bynetpod
He chats with @benjitoon.bsky.social and @annesjoukje.bsky.social about the book and his experiences.
tinyurl.com/Bynetpod
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Another big step towards understanding the condition and maybe a cure.
www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
Ventoux Biosciences Secures U.S. Patent for Novel Therapy Targeting Dupuytren's Disease and Immune-Fibrotic Disorders
/PRNewswire/ -- Ventoux Biosciences, a biotechnology company developing disease-modifying therapies for fibrotic conditions, today announced the issuance of a...
www.prnewswire.com
September 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Another big step towards understanding the condition and maybe a cure.
www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
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Lawsuits HUGE!!! The FAKEST numbers!!!! Protests BIGLY!!! This week your absurdity is crazier than a Martian dust storm
Fear not carbon life forms I am here to digest your ever increasingly unhinged behaviour.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!! 👽😏
Fear not carbon life forms I am here to digest your ever increasingly unhinged behaviour.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!! 👽😏
Earth’s Follies week 32: lawsuits, population drop offs and cancel culture
Trump sues the Times for $15bn, rants at Windsor, kills off 300m Americans, and cancels comedy
northwestbylines.co.uk
September 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Lawsuits HUGE!!! The FAKEST numbers!!!! Protests BIGLY!!! This week your absurdity is crazier than a Martian dust storm
Fear not carbon life forms I am here to digest your ever increasingly unhinged behaviour.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!! 👽😏
Fear not carbon life forms I am here to digest your ever increasingly unhinged behaviour.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!! 👽😏
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*taps mic* is this thing on ?!
Greetings Earthlings! I’m back once again to attempt to make sense of whatever is going on down there.
Grab your popcorn we have rock shock, ambassadors getting yeeted and of course President Clementina is being fashy
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Greetings Earthlings! I’m back once again to attempt to make sense of whatever is going on down there.
Grab your popcorn we have rock shock, ambassadors getting yeeted and of course President Clementina is being fashy
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Earth’s Follies Week 31: Leopard spots, AI bombs, and the carnival of Human chaos
Spotted rocks, AI airstrikes, conspiracy pratfalls, and presidents ignoring domestic abuse – Earth still excels in absurdity and follies
northwestbylines.co.uk
September 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*taps mic* is this thing on ?!
Greetings Earthlings! I’m back once again to attempt to make sense of whatever is going on down there.
Grab your popcorn we have rock shock, ambassadors getting yeeted and of course President Clementina is being fashy
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Greetings Earthlings! I’m back once again to attempt to make sense of whatever is going on down there.
Grab your popcorn we have rock shock, ambassadors getting yeeted and of course President Clementina is being fashy
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER