"The Democrats in the Senate won't approve my budget!"
Skill issue.
Skill issue.
October 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"The Democrats in the Senate won't approve my budget!"
Skill issue.
Skill issue.
Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te* tuve
*una democracia funcional
*una democracia funcional
September 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te* tuve
*una democracia funcional
*una democracia funcional
Me: So... you, uh ... gather any moss lately?
Keith Richards: Bruh.
Keith Richards: Bruh.
August 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me: So... you, uh ... gather any moss lately?
Keith Richards: Bruh.
Keith Richards: Bruh.
🎵 Losing all my insects in your back seat 🎶
August 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🎵 Losing all my insects in your back seat 🎶
There is an important conversation we need to have: Ferrero is obviously Italian and Rocher is obviously French, so how the freak are we supposed to pronounce it?
July 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There is an important conversation we need to have: Ferrero is obviously Italian and Rocher is obviously French, so how the freak are we supposed to pronounce it?
My new aesthetic is macadamia academia.
June 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
My new aesthetic is macadamia academia.
"You know how car crashes are terrifying but also a little bit fun?"
-The guy about to invent bumper cars
-The guy about to invent bumper cars
June 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"You know how car crashes are terrifying but also a little bit fun?"
-The guy about to invent bumper cars
-The guy about to invent bumper cars
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i think it is bad that high level public officials do not respect the offices they hold or the public they are supposed to serve
The Secretary of Homeland Security responds to the voluntary dismissal of an immigration lawsuit: "Suck it."
May 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i think it is bad that high level public officials do not respect the offices they hold or the public they are supposed to serve
Is this it? Is this the year that @kenjennings.bsky.social wishes me happy birthday back?
Happy birthday, Ken! From the second best Salt Lake City Jeopardy champion born on May 23.
Happy birthday, Ken! From the second best Salt Lake City Jeopardy champion born on May 23.
May 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Is this it? Is this the year that @kenjennings.bsky.social wishes me happy birthday back?
Happy birthday, Ken! From the second best Salt Lake City Jeopardy champion born on May 23.
Happy birthday, Ken! From the second best Salt Lake City Jeopardy champion born on May 23.
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
May 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
The main reason they've only ever allowed one American on GBBO and then sabotaged him is because they can't risk it, can you imagine what would have happened if one of us would have been on there on Mexican Week?
May 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The main reason they've only ever allowed one American on GBBO and then sabotaged him is because they can't risk it, can you imagine what would have happened if one of us would have been on there on Mexican Week?
You use your water to cool AI computers (derogatory). (You're on Arrakis).
May 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
You use your water to cool AI computers (derogatory). (You're on Arrakis).
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
TUMBLR POPE
The new pope signed up for Twitter in 2011 with a Hotmail email address that he also used for a lot of other stuff, which is how I know that he's probably the first pope on Zynga and almost certainly the first pope on Tumblr
May 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
TUMBLR POPE
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.
May 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
The new Pope, retweeting Senator Chris Murphy, in support of gun control
May 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The new Pope, retweeting Senator Chris Murphy, in support of gun control
God, what have You done?
He's a woke Marxist Pope
And he don't like the Cubs, oh Mary
I'm not having fun
I converted for this? Is it where I belong?
He's a woke Marxist Pope
And he don't like the Cubs, oh Mary
I'm not having fun
I converted for this? Is it where I belong?
May 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
God, what have You done?
He's a woke Marxist Pope
And he don't like the Cubs, oh Mary
I'm not having fun
I converted for this? Is it where I belong?
He's a woke Marxist Pope
And he don't like the Cubs, oh Mary
I'm not having fun
I converted for this? Is it where I belong?
I'm gonna keep on dancin' for the
May 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm gonna keep on dancin' for the
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
If guilty people don't have Due Process rights, then innocent people don't have Due Process rights, because we don't know if they're innocent or guilty until we have a trial or hearing.
May 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If guilty people don't have Due Process rights, then innocent people don't have Due Process rights, because we don't know if they're innocent or guilty until we have a trial or hearing.
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
“average person has 3 friends" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has many friends. Mark Zuckerberg who lives in cave & has negative 100000 friends is an outlier adn should not have been counted
May 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“average person has 3 friends" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has many friends. Mark Zuckerberg who lives in cave & has negative 100000 friends is an outlier adn should not have been counted
The biggest bummer about getting plastic surgery is that when you get resurrected it's like a factory reset.
May 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The biggest bummer about getting plastic surgery is that when you get resurrected it's like a factory reset.
Reposted by Anneke Garcia
seems like the administration is objectively pro plane crash www.washingtonpost.com/transportati...
FAA suspends work of independent panel reviewing air traffic control
The FAA ordered an independent panel hired to recommend ways to strengthen oversight of its air traffic control operations to stop work.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
seems like the administration is objectively pro plane crash www.washingtonpost.com/transportati...
My dear fellow heterosexual girlies, I know we like to collectively whip ourselves into a frenzy about a weird-looking dude, but certainly we must draw the line at Walton Goggins, right? He famously recently starred as Undead Guy with No Nose. Not hot.
May 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My dear fellow heterosexual girlies, I know we like to collectively whip ourselves into a frenzy about a weird-looking dude, but certainly we must draw the line at Walton Goggins, right? He famously recently starred as Undead Guy with No Nose. Not hot.